Things that make you think "Small Penis"

[LynneSin]

Two things come to mind

Hummer owners
People who insist they need automatic weapons to feel safe

What else do people insist on owning that makes you think "Small Penis" (ie - trying to make up for lack some something)

[taterguy]

1. lifestyle choices I disagree with

. . . since I happen to have a very large penis :)

[Deja Q]

71. Really?

O8)

[lcbart]

109. Rolexes n/t

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Full-length mirrors, and my pantslessness.

:cry:

[Chemical Bill]

85. ROTFLMAO

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DawgHouse]

86. LOL!

[Strong Atheist]

3. IBTL.

But they are so cute!

[kwassa]

4. Personal vehicles named "Titan" or "Armada", "Avalanche", "Ram"

[bertha katzenengel]

5. men driving outsized SUVs with chrome rims - spinners get extra points

the ultra-behemoths like Expedition, Hummer, Sequoia.

Or Whore-Red Corvettes.

[B3Nut]

92. I hate huge SUV's

You want to impress me with a vehicle? Show me efficiency and technological advancement.

If I had $30K and wanted to wait 6 months for it, I'd be a Prius owner. :)

Then again, I've always preferred fun little puppycars that get good mileage. I'm a bit in love with the Scion xA (US version of the Toyota Ist...way cool pregnant roller skate, and roomier than it looks).

Small, advanced economy cars dazzle with brilliance. Large guzzling neanderthal SUV's baffle with bullshit. Need to haul lots of stuff? Get a real pickup.

Todd in Beerbratistan

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Ice cold bathtub water ...

Is there an equivalent for women too? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

10. No we don't get 'shrinkage'

Sorry hun!

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Hmm,

'Small penis envy?' :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

7. guys like this

[billyskank]

20. Maybe he's saying "right on" to the car in front?

:shrug:

[MissHoneychurch]

29. ok, this shows better what I mean

[billyskank]

35. It's BMWs that do it for me

I have no idea what it's like in Germany. But in this country, there's something about the kind of guys who drive them. Let's just say, you might as well get a licence plate that says "A55 0LE" and be done with it. ;)

[MissHoneychurch]

50. Exactly!!!!!

and wear thick gold chains and the shirt is unbuttoned to the fat stomach and you can see their hair :puke:

[JVS]

95. Lexus is the worst. A good % of bmw drivers fit your view...

but there are a few who just like a good car, Lexus drivers I have found to be almost invariably real assholes both behind the wheel and in regular life

[britpopper]

154. What the hell?!?

Is that man wearing capris?!? It might not just be small, it might be non-existent!!!

[Squatch]

8. Lifted (more than 3") pickup trucks on the freeway...

I can see how these things would be useful if you lived in Moab, Utah...but SE Virginia???

[XemaSab]

49. Lifted pickup trucks period

I live in the country, and either you don't need one, or you're using it to drive through creeks and shit. Either way, you're an asshole.

[WeRQ4U]

135. Dont' have a pickup truck. But my Jeep is.

Sorry. I'm an asshole.

[Taverner]

9. White collar, blue shirt

[HEyHEY]

72. What? That looks tight

[Initech]

11. This guy

[Deep13]

13. Women with huge vaginas.

:shrug:

[Strong Atheist]

16. Oh, boy!

:popcorn:

[jane_pippin]

55. Wrong. Big bowl of it.

:rofl: :popcorn:

[anarch]

14. steroid-assisted bodybuilding

Well, technically that would be "smaller testicles"...but you just said things that make you think....

[ghostsofgiants]

15. I've been working on this theory...

The size of a person's rims is inversely proportional to the size of their penis.

[petronius]

17. Uh oh - sounds bad for Woody...

http://www2.uol.com.br:nyud.net:8090/revistadecinema/edicao27/dossie/img/WODDY.jpg

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Haha...

I was thinking more along the lines of...

[LynneSin]

19. Same thing with the amount of 'bling' they are wearing

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

26. And if they have spinners...

Either rims or bling (see: G-Unit) they were born with no sex organs whatsoever.

[ForrestGump]

128. Hey!!!!

:-(

It's not that small....

:cry:

[MsAnthropy]

18. Loud mufflers

what is up with that?

[Squatch]

21. A loud muffler on a 1968 Camaro is one thing...

a loud muffler on a Honda Civic is quite another.

[redqueen]

30. Awwwwww

My mom used to have a convertible '68 Camaro... I miss that car. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Gotta have 'em

[Telly Savalas]

79. A loud muffler on a heavily modded Civic with a $1500 stereo is one thing

a loud muffler on a $1500 Honda Civic is another.

[JVS]

96. Intentionally loud or old beater whose muffler fell off loud?

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Mods who go around locking

so-called "sex threads."



















Boy, am I gonna get it. :scared:

[Call Me Wesley]

27. Well,

just don't post anything that's against the small penis rules. You'll be safe.

[XemaSab]

52. Small McTinywee, perhaps???

n/t

[LeftyMom]

23. Surf n Turf. nt

[CAcyclist]

25. People who claim they are millionaires

or who use their doctorate degree in social circles. Men who want to compete with women in a physical contest.

[LynneSin]

28. Being a millionaire means shit these days

Hell you need to be a millionaire just so you can retire!

[aclog]

58. None of the women I've

competed in a physical contest with thought it was small...

[CAcyclist]

60. I mean like the guys who want to race me on my bike

like if they won, it would mean they were bad-asses or something.Of course, men like this rarely are in shape to beat me anyway.

I don't mean co-ed sports - I mean sports where men and women are put in different classes if it were organized because of the natural advantage men have.

[aclog]

66. I meant the Hump Game lol

and don't overlook the fact that some girls like to throw down the gauntlet on challenges like this also.

I remember in 7th grade a girl challenged me to arm wrestle and she acted like she thought she would win. Even though I beat her handily it was still humiliating ("Cheryl really thought I was that wimpy????")

[CAcyclist]

131. Arm wrestling is a lot of technique

I had a martial arts friend who showed me the trick to arm wrestling and I went around challenging guys and beat them easily, but then I forgot how it was done and went back to losing, so that ended my challenges. I'll bet someone showed her the trick and she thought she could use it on you. It's sort of like you need to pull the arm in toward you instead of straight over and I believe it's banned in actual arm wrestling competitions.

I like challenging guys because it's no lose for me - if I win, I'm good and if he wins, well he had an advantage to begin with so no big deal. But there are guys who want to make an issue of beating a girl and act like they won some big contest if they win. Those are the guys with the small testicles/small penis.

And I am deliberately ignoring any off-color references;-)

[aclog]

153. No I was just seen as a weenie in middle school

[ProfessorGAC]

90. Ooooh! That's One Of Mine

The use of "doctor" by a Ph.D. That bugs me to no end.
The Professor

[JVS]

97. No way, that's cool because if chicks think you're a MD they'll put out...

until they realize that your doctorate is in Sociology.

:-)

[ProfessorGAC]

104. A Small Penis Reason For Using It, Too!

Double small penis. Pompously using Doctor for a Ph.D. and then doing it to get laid! Boy, that's practically a case study in rationalization for low self-esteem.
The Professor

[JVS]

105. It's trashy, but not necessarily indicative of personality flaw.

[ProfessorGAC]

106. Well, We'll Agree To Disagree!

:toast:
The Professor

[JVS]

108. Just ask yourself "what would terrance or phillip do?"

when you think of life in that light, the idea of such trickery makes perfect sense

[ProfessorGAC]

110. LOL!

Terrance & Phillip! Or "What Would Brian Boitano Do?"
The Professor

[aclog]

120. Even in academic settings?

Almost all of my professors in college were addressed as Doctor So-n-so

[ProfessorGAC]

132. Yep

Mr. is fine! Or professor.
The Professor

[tigereye]

121. why?

they aren't medical doctors, but they do have a doctorate. Most of my colleagues with PHDs refer to themselves as Doctor and none of them are macho. :shrug:

[ProfessorGAC]

133. It Just Bugs Me

I think it's pompous. And, that's a mouthful coming from a pompous ass like me.
The Professor

[tigereye]

149. hmmm

they did work pretty damn hard, but I know what you mean.

like I always say to someone I know who's a chiropractor, well, you aren't a real doctor....
;)

[satireV]

124. Actually it is the physician which stole the term doctor.

Doctor means teacher.

[ProfessorGAC]

134. Yeah, But That Was Then, This Is Now

Now, it's pompous nonsense. The title professor, mister (or Mrs. or Ms.), or teacher would do just fine.
The Professor

[aclog]

152. But in a sense you are

conferring higher status on an MD as being the only "real" doctors and that strikes me as bullshit

Besides I don't know many professors that get their rocks off being called doctor...

[In_The_Wind]

31. The obsessive need to woo many women.

Obviously the guy is trying to prove something to himself.

[JVS]

98. No it's much simpler than that. He's playing the odds..

[In_The_Wind]

158. Ya think ...

it works

[JVS]

167. Sooner or later someone is going to say yes

He might have a lower average but make more hits than he otherwise would

[In_The_Wind]

168. tenacity

lol ... if it works

[Popol Vuh]

32. This just

looks so wrong. :wtf:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

33. Hogs, Hummers, loud car stereos...

Anything big and/or noisey that is designed to draw attention -- it's automatic "teeney peeney" warning for me.

Also, the more macho the guy, the less metephoric dick he's packing.

I have this clown living across the street from me, he has the full package: chrome hog with the loudest pipes, wears a black leather GWBush-dress-up outfit, middle-aged, macho macho macho, guns -- he is a walking joke of a man, advertising his shortcomings with everything he does.

I make a point of laughing at him every chance I get.

[LSK]

36. Ferrari's and Porsches - exotic sports cars costing over $100k

[HughBeaumont]

37. SCHWARZENEGGER!

SLIPKNOT!
THE NAVISTAR CXT!
CRETINS WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!
REPUBLICANS!
YAHOO MESSAGE BOARD MEMBERS!
IMDB BOARD MEMBERS!
PEOPLE WHO THINK QUENTIN TARANTINO IS THE GREATEST FUCKING DIRECTOR TO EVER GRACE A FOLDING CHAIR, MOTHERFUCKER!
ARSEHOLES WHO HAVE WAR HARD-ONS!
GUN METAL GREY HUMMER, MOTHERFUCKER! AW YEAH!
WHITE GUYS WHO THINK THEY'RE CRIPS!
TAN MAKEUP!
DOPES WHO CALL WOMEN "HONEYS" OR "BITCHES"!
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

[KamaAina]

38. Rugs!

Do baldies actually think they're fooling anyone walking around with a dead possum on top of their heads?

Also, shirts opoen down to the navel. Ewwwwwww, ga-rossss! :puke:

[HughBeaumont]

41. Some of them look like freaking berets.

Just shave your damned head, baldo!

[JVS]

99. Rugs are awesome. They are the ultimate in non-conformity...

a middle finger thrust up before polite society. The Tony Clifton of hairstyles

[GumboYaYa]

39. Excessive cologne wearers....

you know the ones, who bath in the Polo cologne.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

43. I hate that stuff.

It makes me sneeze and gives me headaches.

[JVS]

100. That's not compensatory for anything but lack of bathing

there is a difference between scuzzy and insecure

[hfojvt]

40. Look, I have to drive a hummer

because it is the only vehicle which gives me enough storage space for my enormous penis, and I need automatic weapons to keep undesirable women away from me, and also to protect me from their jealous puny boyfriends who will quickly resort to automatic weapons because they know they cannot compete in a pi$$ing contest.

[anarch]

42. haaahaha

:rofl:

[maveric]

47. Ding Ding Ding! Funniest post of the day!!

You crack me up dude! :rofl:

[LynneSin]

75. OKOKOK you win

:eyes:

[speedoo]

160. LOL!!

that says it all, hfojvt.

[LynneSin]

44. Men who wear Disco Shirts button way to far open to show off

their chest hair & gold chains.

You know I'm not interested in that!

[ForrestGump]

129. Hey!!!!!!!!!

What do you have against me? :cry:

[maveric]

45. Those that kill animals just to hang a stuffed head in their living room.

And those "Cage hunters" too.

[Dangerously Amused]

57. Thank you. Yes. Trophy hunters.

Hunting is a deal-breaker for me all the way around. I have (respectfully) turned down dates upon finding out that he was a hunter. Yes, I've heard all the pro-hunting arguments. I don't care. Take it someplace else.

But yes, I find trophy hunters especially troublesome.

[Arugula Latte]

107. Agreed.

I want nothing to do with hunters, even if they eat everything they kill, including the antlers. x(

[ForrestGump]

130. What about the

bear hunter I've got stuffed on my mantlepiece? :D

[Dangerously Amused]

145. I'd rather see

... my bare ______ stuffed on your mantlepiece. :evilgrin:



Oh. My. God.

CanNOT. Believe. I. Just. Said. That.

:yoiks:






Annnnnnd this message gets deleted in 3...2...1.... :nuke:
















Sorry Mods. I'm usually a MUCH better mannered young lady. But it was just so... THERE. :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

147. Stuffed with...um...

what?!?!?


Oops. I read it wrong.

:blush:


Sorry Mods. I'm usually a MUCH better mannered young....no...I can't even say this in jest.... :evilgrin:

[Thtwudbeme]

46. Anne Coulter

nt

[LynneSin]

48. BTW, it's definately on for February 17th for NYC

if you and your SO are thinking of heading up to the big city to hang out with us. THere are a bunch of great DUers coming in from Chicago so we figured this would be the better weekend!

[UncleSepp]

170. Huh?

[TheBaldyMan]

51. I am an unarmed pedestrian and I'm hung like a chipmunk!

nt

[Dangerously Amused]

53. Guys who brag about how mean their dogs are.

And/or guys who get a certain breed of dog because of the dog's reputation of being "tough" or "mean."

[TheBaldyMan]

56. and the dog's usually a sweetie as well n/t

[Dangerously Amused]

123. Right, if the idiot doesn't "train" it to be mean.

Even then, there's still a sweetheart inside. A frightened, abused and untrusting sweetheart that needs a little more TLC than most, but a sweetheart worth the effort nonetheless.

[hfojvt]

61. well that is why I got

beagles.

As Sallie Brown said "speak softly and carry a beagle"

Beagles UP!!!!!1!!!

[B3Nut]

89. That torques me off too...

one encounters this attitude working with Pit Bull rescue. Adopters have to be carefully screened...we stop short of anal probing, but not by much. :D

Of course, we're the ones with the "big tough" pit who sported fairy wings last Halloween....he pranced around the house making them flap...I think he did that on purpose. He's a silly dawg. But we love that silly oaf...



Animals are to be cared for and respected, not used as substitutes for deficient manhood. But we knew that.

Todd in Beerbratistan

[Dangerously Amused]

114. Awww... LOVE the photo!

:7

Hope flvegan gets the chance to see this...

[flvegan]

116. Thanks to you I did.

Thank you!

[flvegan]

115. If that isn't the most adorable pic I've ever seen!

I'm convinced that pits never mature past puppy stage. I'll bet he did flap those wings on purpose.

What a good looking doggie-dog.

[DBoon]

54. ice water bath

nt

[Shine]

59. Men who talk in REALLY LOUD VOICES....

as in, "Pay attention to ME!! You must all bow down to my point of view and personal opinion."

:eyes:

yeah, right. Whatever.

Not that anybody HERE does that, of course. :evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

62. YOU SURE?????????? (NT)

[Shine]

63. yuk, yuk, yuk....

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

64. ;) (nt)

[quiet.american]

65. Those "fake testicles" that wingnuts hang on their vehicle bumpers. n/t

[Lilith Velkor]

67. Crystal meth

[maveric]

140. That shit will definitely make any penis small.

Its not a "Love Drug" by any stretch of the imagination!

[Guava Jelly]

68. republicans

why else would they be republicans?

[RetroLounge]

69. Robert Plant?

:hide:

RL

[LynneSin]

73. I've seen enough pictures of his camel toe

He's packing something

And it wouldn't matter the size - I just adore him!!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

70. This guy:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

74. foley catheters

[boobooday]

76. This man

[fudge stripe cookays]

77. Men in Corvettes.

I call them "penis replacements."

[NMDemDist2]

161. my hubby has had several Vettes and I can guarantee it's not

a compensation thing :evilgrin:

he just loves fast cars and is a big race (CART not NASCAR) fan

he loves the smooth power and immediate response from his vettes (and his woman :blush: )

[PassingFair]

173. Ha Ha, Fudge!

Just posted the same thing....

[SOteric]

78. Dudes who spend a lot of time bragging about their penis.

[buddhamama]

80. indeed

also, when they brag about how good they are in bed...

wrong of me i'll admit but, i immediately think, "oh yeah, sure you are". He's compensating; which is fine on the surface but, if one is that insecure, etc, a legend in their own minds me thinks.

[DS1]

81. Yeah, that's so totally obvious

:eyes:

I'm home!

[Burma Jones]

82. I always thought this guy was a little Prick.....

[maveric]

141. The fucking idiot is eating raw corn!

Does he ram his ice cream cone into his forehead?

And we laughed at Gerry Ford???

[Burma Jones]

148. He's Dan Quayle's Inferior....n/t

[barb162]

83. I notice in the vet office usually the shortest guys have the largest

dogs. So the great dane owners make me think of small penis

[WildEyedLiberal]

84. Non-soldiers who buy "Soldier of Fortune"

Also, anyone who ever believed the SBVT lies for even one nanosecond.

[LynneSin]

87. Hell that ain't saying "Small Penis" that's saying "NO PENIS"

I'm just sayin!

[MissMillie]

88. guys who "peel out" of a parking space or stop sign

and people who drive Harley's with illegal tail pipes and rev their loud engines so that no one around can hear themselves think.

I usually just say "member of the club". When I'm asked to elaborate, I say "the teeny weeny peeny club".

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

111. Hey! whats wrong with peeling out?

[bloom]

91. Guys who love to say,

"I'd hit it" (as if the woman would even look at them anyway)

&

Freepers

(probably one and the same IMO)

[aclog]

119. I just love to hit it

its inconsequential whether I say it or not...and no, I'm not a Freeper

But if she was a hot Freeper...I'd hit it ;)

[bloom]

157. Well just get yourself an accujack and you can hit it all day long.

Just don't accujack and drive. It's hazardous to your health.

[aclog]

164. I heard those things

make the real thing less enjoyable

[bloom]

165. Well

at least when you talk about it - it would make sense to call it an "it" - the accujack - that is.

Not women - women are not "it's" and they don't like to be hit.


They might like other things.

But if you asked a woman if she wanted to be hit - she might punch you in the nose. That's what I'd think, anyway.

I don't know where that stupid phrase came from.

[WCGreen]

93. Cigarette Boats......

Those long, slim hot rod boats that make a lot of noise, cum quickly and leave a rather large wake ......

[texas1928]

94. It's a frightened turtle...

It was cold, stop looking.

[JVS]

101. Chyna from WWE wrestling, if you don't know what I mean don't ask

[UncleSepp]

169. LOLOL I do know what you mean.

It's a sight to behold.

[friesianrider]

102. People who hunt.

[Beausoir]

103. I was about to post the same thing.

People who hurt and kill animals just for "fun".

And then they lay the bloody carcass over the hood of their car and parade through town.

Absolutely dickless.

[LynneSin]

113. I know people who hunt who do it in a respectable manner

they take only what they can use and they use everything they can from what they have killed. And they don't need to mount the head or pelt ro whatever to proove themselves.

[friesianrider]

146. If you kill things for fun, there's nothing "respectful" about it, IMHO.

It's like saying if I go out with my friends (for fun) and shoot someone in the head and then eat their body I am being "respectable" about killing them. I mean hey, I used every part of the carcass that I could, and I killed them in a way that didn't cause them great suffering.

I'm sorry but if one finds killing things - anything - as "fun" then that is one sick individual. If one makes a hobby of killing things that did nothing to hurt you or your family, and does it because they ENJOY the hunting and killing (not because they will starve if they don't kill it), then it's sick...and dickless. I'm sure many people eat most or use most of what they kill, but that doesn't mean they "needed" it or makes what they did any less disgusting.

JMHO, of course, anyone can flame away if they wish, but no one will convince me that killing for fun is somehow "respectable," "normal," or anything less than completely fucking deranged. :)

[Jamastiene]

184. Oh mercy.

"It's like saying if I go out with my friends (for fun) and shoot someone in the head and then eat their body I am being "respectable" about killing them. I mean hey, I used every part of the carcass that I could, and I killed them in a way that didn't cause them great suffering."

You make a good point. After all, Dahmer did something similar and got a life sentence for it. :evilgrin:

:popcorn:

[Beausoir]

150. Clairfy for me...what constitutes "disrespectful" hunting?

Someone who hurls insults at the mourning doves before killing them...for fun?

And just what part of the mourning dove's carcass do these respectable hunters use? And what do they use it for?

Gimme a break.

[Paladin]

156. Do These Respectable Hunters Cop A Superior Attitude.....

....talking endlessly about the nobility of harvesting their own food, and accusing people who don't care for hunting---but who buy their pork chops at a grocery store---of being hypocrites? That kind of snotty, fur-bearing outlook (which turns up here in DU more than it ought to) really burns me up. Talk about a bunch of half-cocked dweebs....

[nutsnberries]

112. :)..........there's this family i know....

and the more i know them (not by choice) the more i dislike them. Where to begin? The man (with the small penis, i'm sure) has his own very successful computer business, frikkin huge house and smaller Lake House (i don't even enquire about where *Said Lake House* is cuz i don't want to have to endure listening to him go on about it), a few vehicles, three obnoxious teens, rude wife. They are proud republicans, think they are better than everyone, claim to be close with God... the whole family is bigotted beyond belief, the kids one at a time are heading to private school to get away from the riff-raff in spite of our excellent public school system, the oldest one (barely 16) is already in therapy.... all needy attention whores and i really pity them. BUT, when the dad gets in his frikkin' big crew cab full size truck and blasts around... most impatient driver EVER... always inching forward when waiting in line and then breaking hard... i always think....

MAN, JUST HOW SMALL IS YOUR DICK ??????

i'll bet a million bucks you need a magnifying glass to find it, but who'd want to besides the rude wife? oh well, the thought makes me laugh... he probably thinks i have the hots for him since i'm always trying to curb my smile when i see him, but really i'm thinking about that smallllll dick!

[DrDan]

117. REPUBLICANS!!!!

[datasuspect]

118. when someone shows you their small penis?

[Beer Snob-50]

122. BIG MUSCLEBOUND GUYS

definatly small pee pees

[satireV]

125. So women who think automatic weapons make them feel safe

have small penises?

You may want to take a remedial Biology 101 course.

:)

[LynneSin]

136. That's more of a state of mind

It's the "I'm so lacking of something in my life that I need an automatic weapon just to protect me" mentality

[satireV]

137. What are women lacking if they believe they need an automatic weapon to

protect me mentality?

Or does this pop psychology apply to only to men?

:)

[satireV]

159. No reply from Lynne LOL

[LaraMN]

126. Homophobes.

I figure they must have SOME sort of sexual dysfunction or shortcoming to have so much concern over other people's sexuality.

[antigone382]

127. Any guy with a victim complex who has to manipulate women around him

By lying about every single detail of his life to get sympathy, then screws them over emotionally, then whines about how mean and "bitchy" these SAME women are when they quit falling for the endless rain of bullshit spewing from his stupid lips.


Oh, and who also loves to talk about his balls. Yep, definitely a microscopic penis. :mad: :nuke: :mad:

Ahem...maybe I'm bringing a little too much of my personal life into this. :blush:

[BlueIris]

166. Just for the record, this describes my last ex to a tee, and he actually

could have had a very successful career in the adult film industry, (if he hadn't thought having sex with women was something that should be done in the dark, alone, badly and not talked about afterward, if it had to be done at all, that is). Sometimes the manipulative, victim-complex assholish thing is about other major psychological and emotional problems apart from a complex about penis size.

[KitchenWitch]

138. Men who throw their weight around.

Like they area entitled or something.

[Ramsey]

139. Men driving Hummers

That just screams "over-compensating for very small penis"!

[Starlight]

142. That's always the first thing I think when I see one a Hummer truck.

:evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

143. Chicks on motorcycles

[Borgnine]

144. Borgnine

Yeah, I have low self-esteem. Why do you ask?

[Beausoir]

151. Sportscasters.

Guys who make a living out of yelling about a stupid sporting contest.

These are the guys with the country club cornball wardrobe who never quite made the varsity football team and are still carrying around all that pent up frustration and anger.

That's why they all scream all the time.

[tallahasseedem]

155. These are a dead giveaway...

Dont forget camo!!!!

[NMDemDist2]

162. i told DH about those and he just didn't believe they actually sold any

then we saw one on the freeway on a big Dodge truck

he laughed til he choked

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

185. For real?

:rofl:

You gotta be shitting me.

[mitchum]

163. Nijinsky and Montgomery Clift

[LynneSin]

171. Ok this doesn't say Small Penis it says "My penis cannot be seen...

..by the naked, un-aided eye."

And idiot with a cheap-o car with expensive rims and bad custom kit that takes up FOUR fucking parking spaces. His penis probably exists but is undetectable by eyesight alone!

[PassingFair]

172. Corvettes

No offense.
Just NEVER had a date with a guy driving a corvette that didn't end TERRIBLY.
My heart would just SINK when one would pull up in my driveway.
They were ALL *SSHOLES. To a man.

Though I'm sure there are exceptions out there....

[Patiod]

175. I do know of one exception

The guy drove a '66 Corvette convertible, one of the most beautiful cars ever (this was in the late 80s/early 90s) It was gorgeous -- he restored it himself. They guys in my beach house made fun of me for it, and said I must be dating him for the car. Of course, when he pulled up to take me to dinner, the same guys all ran outside to check it out -- were practically masturbating against it. A current-model 'vette would have been cheesy, but a classic '66 convertible? Sweet.


(imagine this exact car, only in black)

It's funny, because I live really simply myself - small American car, small apartment, no "bling", but I got a HUGE kick out of hearing "Hey Patiod, that wasn't you I saw driving around at the shore in that really cool convertible this weekend, was it?" "Why, yes, as a matter of fact, it was."

Oh, and as for the car's owner, the guy was a mixed bag -- rich, good-looking Republican, casanova, marginal in the sack, but one of the funniest people I've ever met, and loads of fun to go out with - never a dull moment.

[PassingFair]

179. "Rich, good-looking Republican, casanova, marginal in the sack"

You've just described those crappy dates!

They were also prone to posturing. Both in a "racing" way.(Vroom, vroom) and in a macho, "I'll kick your ass" way towards other men.

[Patiod]

182. This guy didn't posture or act particularly macho

Much more back-slappy, former fraternity boy, hail-fellow-well-met.

But selfish in the sack for sure ("we're done? already? please tell me you're kidding me") And now that I think about it, there was definitely some compensation going on for certain physical inadequacies (short fingers...)

[PassingFair]

187. I was stuck in traffic on a bridge...

with one guy. He believed that the guy in the car behind us was "too close" to his precious 'Vette.
Well, damned if this JACKASS didn't get out of the car and THREATEN the guy in the car behind us.
Did I mention we were on a BRIDGE!
Funny thing is, when I met this guy he was driving a beat-up truck. He SAID I'd be surprised when he picked me up....

He was even more surprised when I slammed the car door and told him to get lost as soon as he got me home!

[GirlinContempt]

174. People who're obsessed with others penis size

[anarch]

176. jeez...all these posts, and nobody put this picture up?

[TrogL]

177. Wouldn't be caught dead at a nudist beach

[Catchawave]

178. "McMansions"

I think they're a bigger penis reducer than gas guzzlers.

[Jamastiene]

180. A big mouth.

I don't care if it's a bragging straight man or a bragging lesbian who is tooting their own horn and talking about how good they think they are in bed, it usually is a sign they are in fact not good in bed. I think small penis in those cases. Ahem, those of us who are really good let our lovers do the talking about how good we are. :evilgrin:

[Maine-ah]

181. my ex.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

183. Fake flightsuits with huge codpieces

and men who swivel their hips as they saunter down the flightdeck.

[REDKING]

186. Small penis.

Anybody who has a dog called Satan.