Crazy, actual, (or made up) song titles:

[Shine]

Here are some, for your amusement:


It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Sweet Talk Made Me Love You, But Prozac Made Me Stay

Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth 'Cuz I'm Kissing You Good-bye

I Gave Her a Ring and She Gave Me the Finger

:D

Any others?? Next.....

[ZombieNixon]

1. We Threw Gasoline On the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and Now We

Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows

Sell the House, Sell the Car, Sell the Kids, Find Someone Else, Forget It, I'm Never Coming Back, Forget It!

[Shine]

3. Those are good ones.

the stumps for arms one was a particularly good visual. :thumbsup:

[elshiva]

2. May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me

These are really titles of Country songs!

[Shine]

5. LOL!

Yeah, the ones I posted were real country songs, too.
:)

[EstimatedProphet]

4. What part of 'no' don't you understand?

Seriously.

[Shine]

6. I use that exact same line with my kids! LOL!

also, NO means NO!!

Here's another silly title:

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

:hi:

[datasuspect]

7. Don't Bite the D***

[Ariana Celeste]

8. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

http://funny2.com/songs.htm ;)

[Shine]

9. OMG, thanks! That link is hysterical!!

:rofl:

I'll Marry you Tomorrow, but let's Honeymoon tonite.

heheheh.

Classic.

[BrotherBuzz]

10. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?...and ....

I Scare Myself Just Thinking About You - by Dan Hicks and His hot Licks

[Shine]

14. Yup, I know both of those.

:thumbsup: Dan Hicks is great.

Hi, BrotherBuzz!! I like your username...
:hi:

[alarimer]

11. I still miss you but my aim is getting better

I sure hope that's an actual title.

[Shine]

15. HA! Good one.

:rofl:

Hi alarimer!
:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

12. "What Godzilla Said To God When His Name Wasn't Found In

THe Book of Life" by American Music Club has always been a favorite.

[Shine]

16. Well, what DID Godzilla say?

:shrug:
inquiring minds want to know....

:hi: RandomKoolzip!

[RandomKoolzip]

18. I think he said "Gaaaaaaaaaah."

And there was firebreathing involved as well, I believe, but don't quote me.

Hey: :hi:

[Shine]

21. heheh. Don't worry, I won't quote you.

cuz, after all, you might've been off an "a" or two in that word, right? ;) hmmm...8 a's or 9 a's??

Firebreathing.

I didn't know Godzilla could do THAT. Wow.

:silly:

[William Bloode]

13. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Another Country classic "She got the goldmine i got the shaft". Bobby Bare, and Jerry Reed in that order.

[Shine]

17. LOL!!

:rofl:

classic, indeed. I've heard of those.


:hi: buddy!

[William Bloode]

20. Wanna know whats really funny?

I have those and a few of the others in my actual record collection. "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose" By Little Jimmy Dickens. "You're the reason our kids are ugly" By Conway and Loretta."If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me" Bellamy Brothers. "Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey" David Allen Coe.

[Shine]

23. I wanna come over to YOUR house, light up a big one and

have a few laughs over your "actual record collection", dude.
:smoke:
I can tell from previous pix you know how to party. heheh.

[William Bloode]

26. Come on down.

Just bring the munchies! :evilgrin:

I do have one hell of a record collection. I have an old soup can Edison-phone, and record for it, mostly old Blues, and Jazz with some Classical. I have 78's by such greats as Charlie Poole and The Memphis Jug Band. Big band and swing from the 30's and 40's and everything in between. You can get lost in my record collection.

Yes i have been told i know how to part....sometimes too hard :rofl:

[Shine]

28. I'm coming right over, WITH munchies.

:)

Seriously, your record collection sounds amazing. How fun. You've got great taste in music.
:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Some old country songs

"Sittin', Spittin' and Whittlin'"

"Purt' Near but Not Plumb"

"Churn Full o' Chitlins (And a Belly Full of You)"

And, of course...

"I'da Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell *Phtbbbt*"

[Shine]

24. Good ones!

:thumbsup:, dude.

that first one really made me laugh. It would be a WHOLE different song if it was, "Sitting, Spitting and Whittling", wouldn't it?? Nope, you gotta get those damn apostrophes in there, to make it real country-like.

chuckle, chuckle.
:)

[insanity]

22. here's the first thing I thought of:

Don't worry, the doctor said it ain't herpes.

[Shine]

25. Good thing, too, huh?

;)

Did you make that one up, based on a real experience or something? :evilgrin:

Hey, welcome to the DU insanity, insanity! Have fun!
:hi:

[William Bloode]

27. I got stoned and i missed it, by Dr. Hook.

How could i forget that one. :shrug:

I guess i did get stoned and miss it! :rofl:

[Shine]

29. Now Is that Life imitating Art? or, Art imitating Life?

:shrug: hmmmmm.....YOU decide.

:rofl:

[mitchum]

30. "Uncle Tom's Cabin Boy", "Half Man Half Mayonnaise"...

"Hit Her with The Rock", "Jesus Vs Dracula"...are just a few of the timeless ditties that I have written