Not, I swear to God NOT the Brazillian Joke (but it's damn funny)

[yellowdogintexas]

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist
Church
outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his poll
standings.


Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to
him
"We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists
because
of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like. We'd
gladly
make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your
sermon
you'd say the President is a saint."


The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The
Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."


Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug today and as the
sermon progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is
petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a
cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his
military
record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a
carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He
invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the
American people. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever
personally known."


"But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George
Bush
is a saint."


and as a Methodist, I say RIGHT ON BISHOP!!!!!

[havocmom]

1. Very good!

:D

[tyedyeto]

2. ROTFLMFAO!!

Good one!!

[benny05]

3. Likewise

thanks for sharing:rofl:

[bigwillq]

4. That's a good one!

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