Where the hell are my car keys?
Deep13
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:02 AM
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Poll question: Where the hell are my car keys?
What did I do with the goddamn things? I am late for an appointment and don't want to turn the house upside down to find them. Where the hell are they?!
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:17 AM
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1. At bottom of bog along with car.
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Tue Jan-10-06 06:14 PM
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15. My father, the gynecologist, thought this was a funny joke...
Oh, so THERE are my car keys! :rofl:
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:25 AM
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2. Look in the microwave...
That's where I always find my coffee cup! LOL!
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:45 AM
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3. That's where I keep my aluminum foil collection.
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:51 AM
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4. They're in the last place you'll look.
Unless you never find them
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:53 AM
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5. I'll keep looking after I find them.
Geez, no wonder my find-stuff-quick business fail.:-(
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Tue Jan-10-06 06:16 PM
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16. Now that's stick-to-it-tive-ness!
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Tue Jan-10-06 11:03 AM
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6. Accidently put in can of Pawtucket Patriot beer ...
... and swallowed by Peter Griffin.
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Tue Jan-10-06 11:05 AM
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7. Probably wherever mine are; mine have been gone for 5 days!
Irritating as shit, isn't it?:mad:
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Tue Jan-10-06 11:19 AM
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8. Most annoying possible response:
"Well where did you put them?" If I could remember that, they wouldn't be lost, dumbass!
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Tue Jan-10-06 05:06 PM
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13. No doubt. Followed by the *second* most annoying response;
"Well, you should be careful where you put them!" Really?! Thanks for the news flash, shithead!
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Tue Jan-10-06 11:56 AM
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9. strapped to table in Frankenstein's lab?
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Tue Jan-10-06 12:37 PM
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10. Well, they're just big, plastic, toy keys anyway.
Edited on Tue Jan-10-06 12:40 PM by Deep13
Oooo! Bright colors.
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Tue Jan-10-06 02:03 PM
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11. Maybe in my house door lock?
That would explain why the house is idling.
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Tue Jan-10-06 05:04 PM
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12. Taken by the state in violation of my right to keep and bear car keys.
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Tue Jan-10-06 05:09 PM
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next to the candlestick!
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