While there is still time.....Annoy me, anonymously.

[hang a left]

Go ahead.

[OneBlueSky]

1. boo! . . . n/t

.

[Skittles]

2. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

see, a THREAT to boot!!! :o

[Wilms]

3. Friends of yours?

[leftstreet]

4. "Hang a Left" is not your real name. You've annoyed me.

I'm calling the NSA.

:rofl:

[bananas]

5. Does this make me look fat?

[Hello_Kitty]

6. Can I borrow 20 bucks?

How about your car? Wanna hear about my gall stones? :shrug:

[McKenzie]

7. hang a "right" instead please

this hang a "left" stuff pisses me off.

Shit...did I just type that crap? You said "annoy me" not make me roll around laughing at pathetic attempts at humour... well I tried.

[nine23]

8. Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

[Peter Frank]

9. OK...

Can you dance like this?...

[Peter Frank]

10. Check out THESE moves (not your typical nana)...

[Richard Steele]

11. Damn, I can't! *kicks self in ass*

Du members have the BEST usernames ever!

When I first registered, I thought I would just use my real name
for a week or 2 until I came up with a really cool DU handle...

3000 posts later, I still got NOTHING that even comes close
to "cool" here at DU. And believe me, I'm still thinkin about it!

But now, until this obviously illegal "law" is actually struck down,
I have a major "window of opportunity".
I can say any damn thing I want, and 99.9% of y'all can't reply in kind...

Too bad for me that DUers are absolutely the BEST people on the planet,
and I love every damn one of you! *sigh*

[MADem]

16. That's your REAL name!! Damn--I thought it was a take-off on a

porn star handle!!!

[orleans]

12. okay. here's [i] me experimenting [/i] with little typing things

just to see.

on edit: didn't work very good

here's me trying to bold this

think it'll work. let's find out

okay i think i know where i went wrong on the subject line. let's try to fix it with a couple spaces.

no, still didn't work.
maybe you can't do it in the subject line. let's find out:
What?

oooh. it worked!

what a great place to annoy you and practice this crap at the same time!

talkbox eh?

so then judy said to her mother: i don't want to eat my peas!

underline? i think i can!
am i getting the hang of this or what?

[NMMNG]

13. Ok

[Ayesha]

14. Here ya go

BUSH RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*



* This statement is solely for annoyance purposes and does not reflect the views of DU poster Ayesha

[Ayesha]

15. Ewwwww

I just noticed the dangly from his nostril. Is that snot or nose hair?