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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 09:52 AM Original message |
Explaining what a lawyer does, to a three-year-old |
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politicat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
1. Next, try explaining mental health care. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 09:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
14. I just tell my kid "I help kids feel better" |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
2. then move on to statistics. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:20 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Then tell the kid that the number "seven" is an asshole (nt) |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:21 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. And 9 is dead. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 12:13 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. And 4 is a goddamn liar... |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 09:24 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. LOL |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 12:10 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Seven is NOT an asshole! |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:52 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Does it ever bug you when people just |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:55 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I actually know a few CIHs... |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 12:00 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. what are the chances that both |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:58 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. It does annoy me quite often. And the reading of "trends" into |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 12:07 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Here's something you won't hear much |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
12. Say "A lawyer is like this" then pee on her and take her toys. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 09:33 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. . |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 09:35 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. ! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 10:23 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I'm glad you like it! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 10:25 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Then sue her for the mental anguish you inflicted upon yourself. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
17. Love your child's response. |
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