Do you know what time it is?! IT is TENACIOUS D TIME!!!

[dorktv]

Bleeping yeah!

[Orsino]

1. Warning: if you want your asses blown out, post to this thread.

[dorktv]

2. thank makes no sense but whatever

[Orsino]

3. Paraphrasing of Paul Tompkins' intro.

This guy. "The next band asked me to read this..."

[dorktv]

6. oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[sakabatou]

4. And I thought it was peanut butter jelly time...

[dorktv]

5. Nope sorry

[Daisy Adair]

7. You ate my fuckin schnitzel!??!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

8. "Fuck Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

:blush:

[dorktv]

11. well sounds like all men.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

9. "How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...

... with mind bullets!"

(I wholeheartedly recommend "The Complete Masterworks DVD" if you don't already have it. Stay away from "Bio-Dome" though!)

[dorktv]

10. Already watched it...hahahahahaha Damn Jack Black is sexy.