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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:43 AM Original message |
So I have spent Friday or Saturday night with this one guy for |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:56 AM Response to Original message |
1. When there is monkey sex |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:26 AM Response to Reply #1 |
11. Um.... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 06:59 AM Response to Original message |
2. My previous answer is not perfect because not all dates end in monkey sex |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:06 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. flip the script |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:09 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Only in a post coital relationship. No farting before home plate. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:24 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. um...I do not get that but thanks for the point! |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:26 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. hmmmm. |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 08:16 AM Response to Reply #10 |
18. I'm sorry |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:23 AM Response to Reply #2 |
6. No but tonight was the first time he used my bathroom. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:23 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Any noises? |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:25 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. about five minutes of peeing. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:30 AM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Are you sure that wasn't running the sink to cover real noises? |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:33 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. true...but the house did not smell afterwards... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:37 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. If he is opening windows and running the sink to cover noise, he likes you |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:52 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. No window in my bathroom but there is a vent and he did not turn |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 08:03 AM Response to Reply #9 |
17. That must mean an extra large bladder, eh? |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 05:53 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. probably. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:15 AM Response to Original message |
5. That's something only the two of you can decide. |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
14. It's not dating it's just hanging out. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-08-06 07:36 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Sensible advice that. |
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