Cool, I lubricated my hair.

[CanuckAmok]

I was working under my truck, and managed to bring my head down exactly on the spray nozzle on a can of liquid lubricant ("Now With TEFLON!").

Nice shiny coat for me!

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. BTDT

I've gotten WD-40, Gumout, Pennzoil and Dog knows what else in my hair. I figure lithium grease might make it more manageable.

[Heidi]

2. More manageable and less manic!

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Hey, I wonder if there's a Xanax transmission fluid additive

Make shifts smoother. :thumbsup:

[Heidi]

4. Shifting gets smoother, breakdowns less frequent.

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. *makes note*

Do not add Xanax to brake fluid.

"Ahhhhhh... I'll stop in a minute..."

[Heidi]

8. "I can stop anytime I want."

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Damn!

I was gonna say that and didn't for some reason. :shrug:

[Heidi]

10. Congratulations and

praise Haldol! Your Tourette's disorder is under control! :thumbsup:

[cssmall]

5. Dude, your ass is going to look like Billy Zane from Titanic.

[CanuckAmok]

11. My ass should be so lucky!

n/t

[Blue-Jay]

6. Women love greasy guys!

Except for HEyHEY, obviously.