Okay, now I have REALLY seen it all. To wit:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

First, Bretheren, a reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

NOW, go to : http://store.dolltv.com/hohagrofanpl.html

and then tell me the world hasn't completely come apart at the seams.

[LeftyMom]

1. I want one!

She typed while wearing these: http://store.dolltv.com/mopykirawibi.html

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

7. what?

I really do have a pair.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. It doesn't make it any less funny.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Indeed you do

Love the slippers, too.









:hide:

[LeftyMom]

11. oh god

:blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. LOL!

I'm sorry, LM. It was just too easy. :rofl:

:hug: :loveya:

[LeftyMom]

14. .

:hug:

[DS1]

3. Oh let them have their fun

I used to run with a group of friends who brought that tape along with us at all times, and often watched it 3 or 4 times a day

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I am so getting that!

But I must correct the citation, which is from Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses 9 through 21:

Second Brother: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruitbats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.

Second Brother: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

5. Forgive me, brother

...or sister. One of my tallow candles was out, and I couldn't see the text properly to transcribe it.

Alas.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Who transcribes?

I just copy 'n' paste. :evilgrin:

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/main.html for text, and as a FABulous resource.

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/ for photos.

[LynzM]

9. Sah-weet!

Nice one :) I had a friend in high school with whom I must have watched that movie a hundred times, give or take a few. Maybe I'll send her one of those, randomly... she's already got the two empty halves of coconut. Those things are a *bitch* to make, dude. *grin*

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. There's a 'how-to' for the cocoanuts

in the "special features" on the "Holy Grail" DVD set.

[Redstone]

12. Nope, I won't argue with your assertion.

That's some truly fucked-up stuff, that is.

Redstone