From a thread on GD:
Are you sick of the "war on TERROR" I am just fuming every single time I hear the term "War on Terror". No war will ever EVER stop "terror", ever, never ever ever ever ever ever ever forever!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=83523&mesg_id=83523&page=#topYes, I AM sick of the war on terror. I think we should declare war on something real and tangible. Something we can get a grip on. That's why I'm declaring
War On Shoelaces.
Loafers should be the most restrictive footwear in existence.
No socks, EVER!
Flip-flops would be better.
Barefoot is BEST.
Imagine what we'd be doing for foot fetishists.
Rip those shoelaces out, NOW!
Burn 'em.
Who's with me?
:bounce::bounce::bounce:
on edit: If you'd like to contribute to
The War On Shoelaces, feel free to send a check for whatever you can afford. I'm trying to get this started on a shoestring.
(Oh god, I am sooooooo bad)
:spank: