CAPTION the Sec of Defense

[Braden]

Just wait your turn. When General Myers and I finish, then I will answer my own questions to you.

[underpants]

1. Okay now let's lower those expectations out there

:bounce:

[Richardo]

3. Spot on, U.P.

:eyes:

[Zero Gravitas]

2. Its called "Rumsfeld of Arabia"

And I'll direct it myself!

[terrya]

4. SIMMER DOWN NOW

The SNL sketch. :-)

[cosmicdot]

11. I love using that expression

:)

Summer, Donna

[felonious thunk]

5. So the plane goes up like this.

And then what does it do? It drops bombs. And what do the bombs do? Kill terrorists. How can you not know that? We kill terrorists. Who am I? I am the United States. Me. Donald Rumsfeld.

[corarose]

6. Put your hand up to the TV I can heal you

:kick:

[underpants]

7. Rummy sends out the secret hand signal to the Gay Masons

:bounce:

[ott]

8. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

[Braden]

9. Rummy Says:

"Thats all you got?"

[imax2268]

10. I just do this...

and that's how I put the whammy on people at home to believe all our lies...!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. Here comes Peter Cottontail, Hopping down the bunny trail...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. My god, it's the Doctor from Stargate SG1!

[Bossy Monkey]

14. Hey, Defense Secretaries can mime, too!

Either that, or he figures that if he does the "Please, no applause" gesture enough, somebody might actually start applauding.

[Astarho]

15. To our soldiers in Iraq, remember: Wax on, wax off!

You guys may want to rent that movie.

[cosmicdot]

16. R: at the present time, 2 of the most popular stations in Iraq

are violently anti-coalition and were pro-Saddam Hussein ... we intend to replace them with Faux because it's fair and balanced and violently pro-me ...