Do you think Kate Winslet will leave Sam Mendes for me?

[LostinVA]

I mean, I know she's not gay... well, not now, anyway... but I know I can get her to change. I'm her biggest fan... her AMEX commercial makes me tingle.

[Dave Reynolds]

1. I'm sure she would,

if you asked her nice and displayed your natural charm.

[LostinVA]

2. Maybe she'll say, "Lostinva... I'll never let go!"

That would be so damn cool...

[Dave Reynolds]

3. While Celine Dion sings....

near, far, wherever you are....

[LostinVA]

6. She made me sob in "Finding Neverland"

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Can I have her on weekdays?

[LostinVA]

5. Only from noon to four

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Fair enough!

Four hours is better than no hours.

HUBBA!

[LostinVA]

8. But you can only LOOK

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Screw that! If you're loaning, I'm taking full advantage of all

um, functions.

[LostinVA]

10. Maybe... but we'll have to come up with some rules

NO KISSING!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Okay, I can forgo that, as long as there's still...

um.... you know, doing it.

[LostinVA]

12. Okay, agreed (btw --you're definitely a guy)

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Oh, yeah, I am very much totally the guy

I might sophisticated at times, but I am most definitely a guy.

LOL!

[LostinVA]

14. That's why she'll love ME more...

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. That's okay - so long as I get a few hours, that's all I really need

I'll find someone else to love.

:7

[LostinVA]

16. I got it!

[AussieDave]

17. If you can advance her career, she'll be with you in a heartbeat

Dear Kate will hook up with anyone who will be of use to her career.

Sorry, but it had to be said.

(edited to add last sentence)