I am pissed at soccer parents who will not let me bare my breasts

[KitchenWitch]

in a public hotel hallway.

Sheesh!

[DS1]

1. Then get some black and white paint and make them look like

soccer balls, complete with inflation nipples


:hide:

[jandrok]

2. Well I'm a little pissed about that as well!

Damn them all to heck!

[Fleshdancer]

3. I'm pissed at DUers who....

don't invite me to their special conventions. :D

[KitchenWitch]

5. Best. response. evah!

:rofl:

[skygazer]

4. What if you were breastfeeding?

:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

6. Now really, KW...

From what you've ah, posted before, I'd say that they were only considering the safety of small children.

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

7. What? Small children like big boobs too!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

8. "You'll put your eye out, kid!"

Actually, it was a line that one of my friends used. She said "I would never consider walking around braless, because it would endanger the lives of small children and animals."

[khashka]

10. Well as a live and let live guy, I say....

The children who have been damaged by KW's bare breasts are multitude. She's a sweetheart and hugs children and their little skulls get crushed in her cleavage.

Nothing personal, but after 12 hours in the OR stitching a kid's head back together, it's time for KW to put her shirt back on....


Personally, I like her shirtless. But who will protect the children?


Khash.

[texas1928]

9. Would you please think of the men...

and all the strained necks. Come on people let's keep our eyes on the ball.

[lizziegrace]

11. "Cue the rimshot!" n/t

[KitchenWitch]

12. the ball - singular?

Are you a cliffhanger?

[texas1928]

13. well

I like to take things in one thing at a time.

you know get to know things intimately

[edbermac]

14. Well post some pics and see if anyone here gets outraged.

;)

[ForrestGump]

15. You can bare them in MY hallway, any time

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. This thread isn't gonna get locked

It's gonna get called for offside.