tommy thompson wants to know me

[cleofus1]

(sung to the tune of "if i only had a brain")

TOMMY THOMPSON WANTS TO KNOW ME
HE REALLY WANTS TO SHOW ME
HIS AMAZING TRACKING CHIP

YOU CAN TAKE A SHIP TO MARS
AND GET LOST AMONG THE STARS
HE’LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU SIT

THERE’S AN EYE UP IN THE SKY
C’MON NOW DON’T BE SHY
INSERT THE CHIP NOW DON’T FORBID
THE REPUBLICAN’S SAY IT’S FOR THE KIDS

THEY’LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU WANDER
YOUR FREEDOM THEY WILL SQUANDER
A SATELLITE WILL ROAM
FROM ABOVE THEY WILL TRACK US
SO THE IRAQIS WON’T ATTACK US
TOMMY JEFFERSON WOULD GROAN

THERE’S AN EYE UP IN THE SKY
C’MON NOW DON’T BE SHY
INSERT THE CHIP NOW DON’T FORBID
THE REPUBLICAN’S SAY IT’S FOR THE KIDS

TOMMY THOMPSON WANTS TO KNOW ME
HE REALLY WANTS TO SHOW ME
HIS AMAZING TRACKING CHIP


YOU CAN TAKE A SHIP TO MARS
AND GET LOST AMONG THE STARS
HE’LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU SIT

[tigereye]

1. that's pretty good, Cleofus!

Happy New Year to you and your family!

[cleofus1]

2. thank you!

more on the background!

Tommy Thompson Refuses To Get Chipped

SpyChips.com | December 9 2005

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2005/091205getchipped.htm



Ex-Bush cabinet member Tommy Thompson still hasn't received an RFID implant despite a televised promise he made in July 2005 to do so.

Shortly after joining the board of VeriChip Corporation last spring, the former U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services and four-term governor of Wisconsin told CNBC that he would "get chipped" with a VeriChip implant, but he has no plans to undergo the procedure anytime soon, according to recent revelations.

The VeriChip is a glass-encapsulated RFID device designed to be injected into human flesh for identification purposes and for use as a payment device.

In public appearances, Thompson has suggested injecting the microchips into Americans to link to their electronic medical records. "It's very beneficial and it's going to be extremely helpful and it's a giant step forward to getting what we call an electronic medical record for all Americans," he told CBS MarketWatch in July.

[cleofus1]

3. the culprit

[tigereye]

4. is this serious? Payment device? Ala Blade Runner?

I heard about the identicard fiasco, but this is very Gibsonesque. Don't let the folks in GD get hold of this. ;)

[cleofus1]

5. this is for real!!!!

or as real as tommy thompson can get...i believe i read about it first in "GD"...or "LBN"...initially touted as a tracking system for parents..let's you know where your kids are at all times....


1984 came and went....

[cleofus1]

6. ok

2nd draft with the chord progression


D7 G AM7
TOMMY THOMPSON WANTS TO KNOW ME
BM7 C
HE REALLY WANTS TO SHOW ME
G AM7/BM/BBM7
HIS AMAZING TRACKING CHIP
C AM7
YOU CAN TAKE A SHIP TO MARS
D D7
AND GET LOST AMONG THE STARS
G AM7/BM7/D/D7
THEY’LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU SIT
G AM7
THEY’LL KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU WANDER
BM7 C
YOUR FREEDOM THEY WILL SQUANDER
G AM7/BM7/BBM7
A SATELLITE WILL ROAM
C AM7
FROM ABOVE THEY WILL TRACK US
D D7
SO THE IRAQIS WON’T ATTACK US
G AM7/G/G7
TOMMY JEFFERSON WOULD GROAN
C BM
THERE’S AN EYE UP IN THE SKY
AM7 DM7 D7 G/EM
C’MON NOW DON’T BE SHY
F#M7 B7 EM
INSERT THE CHIP NOW DON’T FORBID
A7 D/D7
REPUBLICAN’S SAY IT’S FOR THE KIDS

(repeat 1st verse )

[cleofus1]

7. damn i want another verse

...lets see

how about

when you buy a pizza pie
a satellite will click
it will turn your way and crack a smile
and take a picture of your dick...



i think i need some help with that last line....

[cleofus1]

8. ok how about

when you clear your computer's cache
spam, audio files and mash
you can tiptoe across the floor
he'll eat your drive...that little whore