I want to be a Cosmo boy in my next life.

[ForrestGump]

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Oh god!

[ForrestGump]

5. I am, aren't I?

Worship me. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

21. You are.

I do.

[ForrestGump]

22. I do, too

Uh-oh...I think we just got married. :o

[Dangerously Amused]

25. Yessss!

On with the honeymoon, then!

[ForrestGump]

26. Oh no. And not the Yoko kind.

It's Bridezilla!!!! :scared:






But, honey, you've changed!

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Why wait? Go for it!!

Or at least PM me a nekkid pic.:D

[ForrestGump]

6. Check your PM

I mean...just in general. At least once a day. :P

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

11. I'm waiting.

You're not getting off that easy.:D

[ForrestGump]

13. You might have to wait until I get a digital camera

:D

Patience is a virtue... :P

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Uncle Burt!

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, just kiddin'.

[ForrestGump]

7. Back away with that Nair, son

:o

[supernova]

4. Back when he was cute

er.. hirsute.

Happy trails to you.... Happy Trails to you... until we meet again...

[ForrestGump]

8. Hairy tails to you?

Are you trying to tell me something? A hair suit? :P

[supernova]

9. Hair shirt

You know what the modern definition of "Happy Trail" is? edit: It's a good thing, as Matha says.

[ForrestGump]

12. Uh-oh. This isn't one of those 'tossing salad' kinda things, is it?

I am not, I confess, hip to all of the new lingo, Daddy-O. Mommy-O?

:o

My hair shirt's got Brylcreem all over it...

[supernova]

17. Notice the hair line

all down the center torso..... use your imgination. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

18. Oh

:blush:

Well, that cancels my plans for a full body wax. :D

[undeterred]

10. Get a body wax first

if you look like him.

[ForrestGump]

15. Me? A metrosexual?

Perish the thought!

:P

[SOteric]

14. What's all this about 'Cosmic Buoys?'

Why would you want to devote your life to warning the public about Black Holes in space when the vast majority of the public doesn't have access to space travel?

It makes no sense!

!

Oh.



Nevermind.

[ForrestGump]

16. I couldn't help but notice your new PVC sweater

:o

I am buoyed, cosmically...

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. I gave that poster to a friend o' mine

on her 16th birthday. Her mom made her put a loin cloth on it. :eyes:

On my 18th birthday, she reciprocated with a poster of a reclining Bullwinkle saying "Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds."

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

20. Ah...Bullwinkle. A very sad story. Very sordid. He ended up in L.A.,

making stag films...

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Oh good. A dead moose and a gleeful hunter with his trophy rack.

Are you TRYING to make me cry?


:cry:

[ForrestGump]

24. Is that what it is?

I thought it was a consensual thing.

:-(

Now it's even more twisted and sordid...