Replace a word in a song title with "asthmaticeog"

[no name no slogan]

I'll start:
"Every asthmaticeog You take"

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Street Spirit (Asthmaticeog Out)

[ZombieNixon]

2. Shiny, Happy Asthmaticeog

[sundog]

3. asthmaticeog, why don't you come to your senses

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. The asthmaticeog on the Silver Mountain

[GirlinContempt]

5. Only You and Asthmaticeog

[ZombieNixon]

6. We Threw Asthmaticeog On the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and

No Eyebrows



(I guess that's what we get for messing with Asthmaticeog like that)

[ghostsofgiants]

11. I never thought that title could be any better...

I stand corrected.

[progmom]

7. My Funny Asthmaticeog

(i swear, i can follow directions...it just takes me awhile sometimes)

[KitchenWitch]

8. Asthmaticeog Child (Slight Return)

[Call Me Wesley]

9. She Blinded Me With Asthmaticeog (nt)

[jpgray]

10. Ave asthmaticeog

[terrya]

12. "Asthmaticeog is a Stranger"

Listened to Eurthymics Ultimate last night....

[ZombieNixon]

13. A BIG PRIZE to anyone who can tell me the real names of these songs and

the artists:

1. Progenies of the Great Asthmaticeog
2. I'm An Asthmaticeog (HINT: Whoa-ohhhh, oh-ay-oh...oh-ay-oh)
3. Like Asthmaticeog on a Wheelchair
4. Portrait of the Artist as a Fucking Asthmaticeog
5. At the Mercy of Asthmaticeog
6. The Rocky Road to Asthmaticeog
7. Gonna Be a Asthmaticeog Tonight
8. Fields of Asthmaticeog
9. The Legend of Fin MacAsthmaticeog
10. The Asthmaticeog (OK, that's not fair. You don't have to do that one.)

[asthmaticeog]

16. I can do a few...

1) Dimmu Borgir
3 & 4) Dillinger Four
6) Traditional, gonna assume you're looking for Dropkick Murphys, though
8) Big Country? Doubt it, but "Fields of Fire" is all I've got, fucking '80s...
9) Murphys again? I almost wanna guess Pogues in case you're trying for a fake-out
10) Van McCoy - "The Hustle," of course!

[ZombieNixon]

23. Pretty good.

1. Correct
2. Denis Leary "I'm an Asshole"
3. Correct
4. Correct
5. Bad Religion "At the Mercy of Imbeciles"
6. Both correct, in a sense
7. Unpublished Woody Guthrie lyrics
8. Pete St. John "Fields of Athenry" and every cover of that song there's ever been (including DKM)
9. Right. I was considering doing "Good Asthmaticeog" from "Good Rats," which is technically DKM, but w/ Shane MacGowan on vocals, but that was too vague.
10. Your guess is as good as mine!

[StopTheMorans]

14. Standing outside a broken telephone booth with asthmaticeog in my hand

[Arugula Latte]

15. Sweet Asthmaticeog O' Mine

[XemaSab]

17. March of the asthmaticeog

.

[XemaSab]

18. My own personal asthmaticeog

.

[XemaSab]

19. Midnight asthmaticeog to Georgia

.

[XemaSab]

20. Fake plastic asthmaticeog

.

[asthmaticeog]

21. Careful with that Asthmaticeog, Eugene

[pdx_prog]

22. You are so asthmaticeog....to me

[NoPasaran]

24. Puff, the Magic Asthmaticeog

[NoPasaran]

25. The Asthmaticeog Spangled Banner

[NoPasaran]

26. Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Asthmaticeog

[NoPasaran]

27. Asthmaticeog Number Nine

[NoPasaran]

28. Abraham, Martin and Asthmaticeog

[ET Awful]

29. What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love and Asthmaticeog?

:P

[no name no slogan]

30. rhinestone asthmaticeog

or "asthmaticeog cowboy"

[swag]

31. Thirty Seconds over asthmaticeog

[asthmaticeog]

34. Have I told you lately that I love you?

:loveya:

[swag]

37. I will never take that love for granted.

Here's a question for you: do you remember the Razor Penguins? I think they were from Columbus.

[asthmaticeog]

41. I have no memory of that band, but Googling yielded this gem:

It was mid-morning on Robben Island and Pieter was feeling sleepy. He had been up all night, getting down to some serious 'braying'. The other penguins had gone out to sea for the day, but Pieter was just about fit to doze, when . . . . 'Hullo.' Pieter came to with a start. He turned to see a female penguin speaking to him. 'Er, hello' he replied nervously. 'You're Pieter aren't you?' enquired the female. 'Yes' he confirmed. 'I was just dozing off. I didn't get much sleep last night.' 'No, nor did I' said the female. 'Someone was making such an awful noise all night that I didn't catch a wink.' Pieter felt his cheeks turn to a pinker shade of black. He coughed a little and confessed 'Er, um, sorry, that was probably me', looking away as he did so. In so doing, he missed seeing the half smile on the female's face. 'What's your name?' asked Pieter. 'Razor' she replied. 'Razor?' he repeated. 'That's an unusual name. How did you come to be called that?' 'Have you ever seen a biologist?' asked Razor. Pieter shuddered. His stomach-pumping experience was still fresh in his memory. 'Yes' he said. 'Well next time you see one', continued Razor, 'take a look at their fingers. Then you'll understand why I'm called Razor!' Pieter grinned. He was taking a liking to this female! 'Are you paired yet?' she asked, knowing full well that he wasn't. Pieter was startled by her forwardness. 'Um, no, actually, not yet' he replied.

Well things took their course and before you could say Spheniscus demersus, Pieter found himself at the end of a burrow, sitting on two, white, ovoid objects, staring out at the daylight beyond the burrow entrance. What did Razor say? 'Sit on those eggs and don't shift until I come back!' Pieter sighed. When would that be? Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted by sounds from outside the burrow. Next thing Pieter knew, a horrible face appeared at the entrance and a stick came snaking towards him, sliding beneath his breast and gently lifting him up. 'Yep, two eggs' came from beyond the burrow. The stick slid away again. Pieter thought of making a break for it but decided he was better off staying put. The sounds faded away. He again heard footsteps outside the burrow: Razor was back. Pieter went out to greet her and tell her of his latest encounter with the biologists. His relief at seeing her turned to joy when he learnt that she would sit on the eggs all the next day while he went out to feed. Perhaps being paired wasn't so bad.

So it went until one day, on Pieter's return, he discovered that one of the eggs had disappeared. In its place, nestling beneath Razor's body, was a tiny, brown, fluffy chick. Before long, the other egg made the same transformation and in no time at all, the two chicks had grown into ravenous eating machines. Later, Pieter was again visited by the biologists. This time, a hand gingerly inched its way along the burrow towards him. Pieter noticed that it bore a blood soaked bandage around the wrist. 'Ah, I see you've met the wife then!' he quipped. The hand stopped. 'Er, two downies, adult present' came from above, and the hand quickly withdrew. 'Aren't we supposed to weigh them?' 'Phoow, probably still too young, I'd say.' 'Did you get the ring number then?' 'Hmmph. You try. That's one mean sunnofabitch in there . . . .' The sounds faded away.

The chicks continued to grow and their down gave way to a blue-grey first plumage. Pieter and Razor both left the burrow to forage during the day, to find enough food to satisfy their chicks' increasing appetites. Eventually, the job was complete. The chicks fledged and Pieter was quite ready to relinquish his parental duties. He wondered what Razor would do. 'See you back here next year' she said, before disappearing off to sea. 'OK' said Pieter, and with a warm inner feeling of achievement went to join a group of penguins lazing on the beach.

[TOhioLiberal]

32. How about...

'Shine on, you crazy asthmaticeog'

[Cathyclysmic]

33. Asthaticeog's Silver Hammer

[progmom]

35. I Left My Wallet In Asthmaticeog

[swag]

38. And Q-Tip had such a sexy way of saying "asthmaticeog"

[SofaKingLiberal]

36. "What's the asthmaticeog, Kenneth?"

[StaggerLee]

39. I'll Have to Say I Asthmaticeog You In a Song

:7

[momophile]

40. I still haven't found the asthmaticeog that I'm looking for nt

[Montauk6]

42. Does Your Asthmaticeog Lose Its Flavor?

[asthmaticeog]

45. I have it on irrefutable authority that it does not. n/t

[UrbScotty]

43. (We All Live In A) asthmaticeog Submarine

"asthmaticeog Submarine, asthmaticeog Submarine."

[TommyO]

44. Devil With a Blue Asthmaticeog On

[REDKING]

46. SONG

ITS ONLY ASTHMATICEOG BUT I LIKE IT.

[Sugar Smack]

47. Flat Foot Asthmaticeog With The Floy-Floy

:D

[no name no slogan]

48. Fear of an Asthmaticeog Planet

word. :D

[KamaAina]

49. Asthmaticeog Got Run Over By a Reindeer

hey, the holidays last until Jan. 6 (at which time Carnival season begins!), so lay off, all right?