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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:01 PM
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BREAKING ON CNN: List of those associated with Abramoff listed
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:02 PM
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1. Ouch Lynne!
Just for that, I am taking back the set of Robert Plant drink coasters I bought you for Christmas!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:02 PM
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2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How dare you tease me like that

:cry:
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:04 PM
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3. Lynne, that is so wrong.
On many levels.

I thought, with the advent of a new year, that we could put the Brazilian joke to rest.

I was wrong.

I said it was wrong.

But it was also clever.



All of this being said, the fact remains.....


LynneSin is still a goober.



:dunce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:05 PM
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4. A goober that you love
:loveya:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:29 PM
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5. Damn, I'm going to have to hit the alert button.
I think skinner put a moratorium on that joke!!

:evilgrin:

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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:03 PM
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10. How about this one....
The new presidential library was today destroyed by fire.
The president grieves the loss of both of his books.... especially one as he had not finished coloring in it.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:34 PM
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6. You're my hero.......n/t
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:39 PM
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7. Et tu, Brute?
:spank:
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alkaline9 Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:49 PM
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8. I feel dumber for reading that (yet again)... so thank you :-P
nt
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:58 PM
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9. No matter how much dumber that joke makes you for reading it...
...you're still about 20-30 points smart than the average republican!
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:06 PM
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11. Doh!
Argh, I fell for another brazillion joke! Doh!
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