Hey everyone, say hello to my daughter, SeattleTurtle!!!!!

[SeattleGirl]

Woo hoo! Been trying to get her on board for awhile, and she just did! Please give her a nice DU Lounge welcome! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[MrScorpio]

1. Hi again SeattleTurtle

Your mom is the greatest, I bet that you don't fall to far from the tree

[NMMNG]

2. Oh dear

Can DU handle two of you? :scared:


Just kidding. Welcome to DU SeattleTurtle!

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 'lo, ST

I'm your cake popper. :hi:









Oops... did I spoil the surprise? :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

5. I think you did, OR!

But that's okay! You can pop out of the cake anyway!

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Just so the 'S' twins know

I've decided against the Speedos™ in favor of this:




Whoa, weird. The chick who played Maid Marian in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" is on Craig Ferguson, and she said she's wearing "special underwear."

:wow:

[billyskank]

4. Hi SeattleTurtle!

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

6. welcome to the club

we are happy you joined. I hope you aren't too surprised how your mom is behaving here :spank:

[SeattleGirl]

8. If she hangs around for any length of time,

she's gonna find out her mommy is a Naughty Girl! :spank: :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. The apple doesn't know

that the tree sways in the wind? :shrug:

[MissHoneychurch]

11. ahh come on

you just hoping that the apple isn't falling too far from the tree :spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Sigh... you're much too clever

You see right through my cheap façade. :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

13. It's not that difficult, OR!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Touché

I would pick the last day o' the year to get my comeuppance. :blush:

[WCGreen]

22. Stop talkin' dirty....There's someone child listening in.....

[SeattleGirl]

27. No kidding!

She's gonna find out her mommy is a Naughty Girl! Heaven help me if she ever finds out that I am actually Mistress SeattleGirl, The Reverend High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure! :evilgrin:

[SeattleTurtle]

40. This child...

but I'm the one that taught my mom everything she needed to know.... :D

[SeattleGirl]

57. !!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

14. ooopps

you mean I should have kept my mouth???? :blush:


















:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Wah!

They're gangin' up on me! :cry:

[MissHoneychurch]

17. I feel sooooo sorry for you

not!!! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

18. Poor baby!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Geez, I think I'll go see

what Crazy Guggenheim is doin'. x(



On second thought, he's prolly tryin' to keep his house from floatin' away. What fun is that?

[SeattleGirl]

20. Chicken!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Chicken, feh

You're holdin' four aces and MissH has a straight flush, and here I sit with a pair o' deuces.

Y'gotta know when to fold 'em. x(

[SeattleGirl]

25. And

Know when to hold 'em. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Yeah, and considering the odds

I fold. :blush:



New rules:

•Never eat at a place called "Mom's."

•Never play metaphoric cards with lib'rul women.

[SeattleGirl]

28. A "Mom's" like you've never experienced!

:evilgrin:

[SeattleTurtle]

39. LOL

Knowing my mom in real life, there probably isn't a lot she could surprise me with online. :D

[Robeson]

7. Hey SeattleTurtle!!......

...Welcome to the gang! Glad your here to keep your Mom in-line...:-)

[SeattleTurtle]

41. I'll try

but it's a tough job.

[billyskank]

42. Certainly no-one else here has managed it

:7

[SeattleTurtle]

43. maybe

I should give out some tips on how to do it!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Hey, SeattleTurtle!

We love talking to your sister, but she keeps claiming she's your mother. ;)

[SeattleGirl]

23. LOL!

How you DO flatter me! :blush:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. It is my purpose in life.

;)

[khashka]

30. Hey SeattleTurtle! Welcome! Nice to see you!

I have a feeling Seattlegirl is scamming us, though - cuz last time I looked she was this little slip of a thing and not nearly old enough to have a kid. Especially not a kid old enough to type.


Khash.

[SeattleTurtle]

44. I think she found me on a doorstep

That might explain something at least!

[khashka]

63. Yeah that makes sense.

I think you've found your natural element.

You've already grasped the first rule - lie through your teeth to make other other people look good.

The second rule is - tell us all the dirt on your Mom!

Could I suggest you change your name to "DoorstepBaby"? It'll embarass the hell out of Seattlegirl and give everyone else a good laugh.

Khash.

[neweurope]

31. Hi SeattleTurtle!

A welcome from Germany here. You'll love these people, they are super nice :)

:hi:

SeattleTurtle

[SeattleTurtle]

45. All the time...

That's what I keep hearing.

[newyawker99]

32. Hi SeattleTurtle!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: :thumbsup:

[SeattleTurtle]

46. Thanks!

[RFKHumphreyObama]

33. Welcome to DU SeattleTurtle

We've enjoyed your mom's posts immensely and I look forward to reading yours :thumbsup:

[Call Me Wesley]

34. Welcome to DU, SeattleTurtle!

Don't believe what all the others are saying. Your mom is a fine lady! :hi:

[SeattleTurtle]

47. Define "fine"

jk

[Call Me Wesley]

54. Uhm ...

errmmm, oh, uh,

hey! It's your mom!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

55. My dear Call Me Wesley......Pardon me, SC and ST..while I threadjack...

I love love love your banner for Khash! Hope it'll help!

:loveya: :pals:

[Call Me Wesley]

56. Awww, thank you!

The support so far is overwhelming! I'll add you to our mailing-list. ;)

Thanks! :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. Good morning, to both of you: SeattleGirl AND SeattleTurtle!

It's lovely to welcome another West Coast DU'er! :woohoo:

Looking forward to hearing what you have to say and contribute!

WELCOME TO DU! Plus, WELCOME TO THE LOUNGE.....THE BEATING HEART OF DU!


:party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :party:

[SeattleTurtle]

48. Thanks!

It'll be fun getting to know everyone.

[SeattleGirl]

58. Thank you, darlin' Miss Peggy!

Nice to see you, as always! :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Left Is Write]

36. Hello and welcome, SeattleTurtle!

:hi:

[SeattleTurtle]

49. Thanks!

[In_The_Wind]

37. Hey there ~ SeattleTurtle!

to DU

[SeattleTurtle]

50. Wow

That's a flashy welcome!

[tuvor]

38. Hello to SeattleTurtle, from Vancouver Island!

We're practically neighbours! :hi:

[SeattleTurtle]

52. Yeah we are!

I've been on your wonderful Island a few times, always had a great time.

[xmas74]

51. Welcome SeattleTurtle!

[merh]

53. Welcome to DU, SeattleTurtle!!!!!!

You have a great mom, she has been such a support and comfort. :hug:

I look forward to your posts. :hi:

[Wapsie B]

59. Hello SeattleTurtle!!!!!

Welcome to DU!

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:


btw you're much cuter than any turtle. ;-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

60. Welcome SeattleTurtle!!

[Maestro]

61. Welcome!

We are a crazy bunch but of course we know who your mom is so you should be used to that. ;)

[bigwillq]

62. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Shine]

64. Welcome, SeattleTurtle!!

your sweet mom was one of the VERY first people to welcome me to DU, so it's only fitting I should welcome YOU, in turn.... :)

I happen to LOVE turtles, btw. I consider them one of my personal totems. I wear a turtle toe ring all the time, have a turtle bumper sticker, and have lots of turtle statues and figurines around the house.

They are very connected to Mother Earth and bring many blessings for Long Life, Wisdom and the comfort of Home.

I wish you all of those and more.... Welcome, once again.

:hi:
Shine

[annabanana]

65. Well Hey there, seattleturtle!

Welcome to DU,
poke around and don't be afraid of GD or GDP.. It's not as bad as they say..