What happens in here? (1st post to lounge)

[yknot]

[AlienGirl]

1. Everything. Nothing. nt

[yknot]

8. Cool, I've experienced plenty of nothing, lay some everything on me

;-)

[AlienGirl]

29. Here goes:

[yknot]

31. WOOHOO! That's what I'm talkin 'bout

I think... Thanks AlienGirl

[Jamastiene]

2. Welcome. This is the Lounge where we like to party.

We tend to look at the lighter side of things here. We joke, we play, we party. Welcome to DU and especially to the DU Lounge. :hi:

[elshiva]

3. See post number one.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Welcome to the Lounge, my dear yknot!

This is the place where you come to have some fun....

Relax, flirt, gossip, tell stories.....get advice, or give some.....

The Lounge is the living heart of DU.....

Enjoy your stay among us!


:hi:

[LynneSin]

5. What happens in the lounge stays in the lounge

:P

[qnr]

6. Depends. Lots of idle chatter. On Thursdays it's pretty quiet, since

that is the day we practice our "psychic foruming."

Welcome to the lounge! :hi:

[xmas74]

7. Drinking, flirting, joking and spankings.

Lots of spankings.
Welcome to DU!

[yknot]

9. Ha, hells yeah! n/t

[wildhorses]

10. what do you WANT to happen?

just askin' :shrug:







name your poison

[yknot]

12. It's all good, I'm a "liberal" after all n/t

[wildhorses]

16. oh yeah, where are my manners

Welcome to DU lounge that is

[Redstone]

11. Well, California Peggy calls you "my dear" and the rest of us steal your

drink while you're basking in the glow of having been called "my dear."

We pay her to do that. It's cheaper than buying our own drinks.

Redstone

[yknot]

14. Yeah the dear thing is cool, thanks cal-peg

You can have my drink (already had a little too much at dinner)

[Redstone]

18. So order another one, so we can snatch it while you're not looking.

You gotta watch people like a hawk around here.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

34. You're welcome, my dear yknot.......

I'll skip the drink, thanks anyway.....but that was very sweet of you!

Don't mind Redstone too much....he's very funny and smart!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. ROFLMAO!

Good one, my dear Redstone.....VERY GOOD ONE!


:rofl: :rofl:

[baldguy]

13. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!

[yknot]

15. A PREEMPTIVE "THANKS!" TO ALL THE PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE WELCOMES

You're obviously all really warm folks!

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. A lot of dangerous shit.

[yknot]

20. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... really?

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Well, figuratively speaking

But yes, it can get pretty dangerous in the Lounge. It is not for the timid.

The Lounge is a bus ride from LA to NYC with the insane.

[yknot]

27. Ha excellent, I'm down! n/t

[Wapsie B]

19. Fresh meat! Fresh meat!

just kidding.

Welcome to DU!


Now I hope they told you about Project X.

[yknot]

21. heh nope, you best hip me eom

[Wapsie B]

22. All I can say for now is that

the pig barks at midnight.

[yknot]

24. That, I gotta see n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Give it time, you'll see it all

There is no place on the net like the Lounge.

[crispini]

25. Nonsense,

stream of consciousness, spur of the moment, copycats, oh, and a fair amount of PUI. :evilgrin:

[johnnie]

26. "What happens in here"

Stays in here... Just like Vegas baby.

[NMMNG]

30. What happens in here?

It would be easier, and far safer, to explain what doesn't happen in here. But to give you a rough idea: We laugh, we cry, we talk about naughty stuff , we eat popcorn :popcorn: (some more than others as you will see), we rant :rant:, and we post lots and lots of photos--particularly of kittens .







And BTW!

[yknot]

33. is cool eom

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. NOW.......

You have been fairly warned, sir.....

Proceed at your own risk!












J/K......the Lounge is truly the heart of DU....

[yknot]

37. Heh, thanks for the heads up

[Telly Savalas]

36. Is this an appropriate place to post the Brazillion joke?

[yknot]

38. Um... sure

[yvr girl]

39. The fun used to be over

And sometimes we can't discuss poultry. Strange, I know.

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. And definitely don't talk about Kirstie Alley's fatitudininity

p.s. - it's been more fun, though, since a certain morbidly obese and overly touchy/bitchy Colorado princess and her morbidly obese husband were banned.

[yknot]

43. Heh, whaaa?

[yvr girl]

46. Inside jokes, sorry

BTW, greetings and salutations.

(Not saying you can't know the inside joke, just don't feel like typing out the sordid details.)

[yknot]

42. Ok, well now the fun's back!

and how are the breasts? (legitimate poultry question)

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. Just don't put cornflakes on them

:-)

(You will find that, one of the essentially hilarious ingredients of the Lounge, is the constant backreferencing to old flamewars, hot topics, and memes)

[yvr girl]

48. Ample and real

Wait...you were talking about poultry. :blush:

[yknot]

50. That's nice to know

about the poultry that is

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. It's a fun place.

It's where people who don't have sticks up their butts congregate and enjoy things.

[yknot]

45. The kind of stuff that earns you a tombstone in the rest of the forum? n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

52. The rules apply here just as elsewhere in DU.......

No sex threads, but sometimes this gets pushed ever so slightly.....

And like that.....but we do have a lot of fun..

Once I found the Lounge, I never left!

Just sayin'...... :pals:

[yknot]

57. I see, good to know

Thanks for showing me the ropes

[Starbucks Anarchist]

60. Kind of.

Although stuff in the Lounge rarely rises to the level of seriousness of the other forums, so it's pretty much a different animal.

Think of the other forums as the office and the Lounge as the office party.

[yknot]

61. dig eom

[SeattleGirl]

44. Welcome yknot!

Here is your initiation into the lounge:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

You have now been assimilated! Have a blast!!!!

[yknot]

54. Me poor bum

thanks for the, eh, assimilation ;-)

[SeattleGirl]

56. Oh, and one other thing

You will notice that there are several reverends who hang out in the lounge. Allow me to introduce myself:

I am Mistress SeattleGirl, the Reverend High Priestess of the Church of Ethereal Pleasure! Feel free to attend service any time! :evilgrin:

[yknot]

59. Cool when do you, um... congregate? eom

[SeattleGirl]

62. It's usually a spur of the moment thing

Loungies like being spontaneous!

[yknot]

64. mmm... I hope I catch it sometime eom

[Ellen Forradalom]

49. Oooooo, we've got a live one!

Bring out the ropes and chains!

[Seabiscuit]

51. You get to immerse yourself in sex threads

well, at least a lot of thread titles that look like sex threads until you open them...

e.g.: "Check out the size of this cock!" will contain pictures of big roosters; "What a pussy!" will be full of pictures of kittens; etc.

(sex threads are deemed inappropriate posting - so people in the lounge are always testing the moderators' limits)

[yknot]

55. Oh goody, sounds

lame?

[Seabiscuit]

63. Yes, it is.

There's some really funny stuff in the Lounge but you have to wade through a lot of the lame shit to find it.

[yknot]

65. haven't been on a lot of boards, but they seem to have a similar dynamic

Thanks for the info Seabiscuit

[Seabiscuit]

66. You're welcome. And welcome to the Lounge!

BTW, most people in the Lounge hate my guts. I post some really assinine stuff sometimes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

53. Welcome to DU.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

58. hot parties

VIPs only


:P

[yellowdogintexas]

67. Is it too early to introduce him to Oscar ?

Or Dogs in Elk?

Just askin


welcome to the DU Lounge, where I have seen things that made me laugh so hard it hurt and made me cry.

[bertha katzenengel]

68. Hmm... there is talk of sluts (see link)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4511964

Welcome to DU, yknot :hi:

[Left Is Write]

69. First, Sneaky Snake goes dancin', wigglin' and a-hissin'.

Sneaky Snake goes dancin', gigglin' and a-kissin'.

He doesn't have any arms or legs
You cannot see his ears.
And when we are not looking,
He's drinking all of our beers.

Everything Very Important happens here, of course. ;)

[billyskank]

70. Rule one about the Lounge is, you do not talk about the Lounge.

Rule two about the Lounge is: you do not talk about the Lounge.

;) :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

71. Welcome to DU!

The Lounge is alright. I just don't post here often. :rofl:

Welcome. :hi: