Freeper New Year's Resolutions

[UrbScotty]

Marry my cousin.

Attend the opening of the Bill Bennett Black Baby Abortion Clinic.

Vote for Strom Thurmond.

What other resolutions do you suppose they're making?

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Lurn haw too spel

[sasquatch]

2. FReeper Resolution: Kill a gay person and try to blame it on the victim

IMHOTI

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

3. The Following

Stop Abortions
Stop Gay Marriage
Gawd bless Bush

cleanse
Repeat

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. steal battery for 73 Nova on front lawn

finish 7th grade (fifth time's a charm!)
create catchy bumper sticker for 87 Corolla on blocks in back yard
complete moonshine still (remove gastank from Nova for use as boiler)
shoplift Dukes of Hazzard DVD box set from Wal Mart

[UrbScotty]

15. Good luck in seventh grade

Let's hope you pass it and move on to sixth grade!

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[jeff30997]

5. Lick Chimpy's anus and say Yum .

[SofaKingLiberal]

6. Here's some

Support the war

Not join the military.

Get a prostitute pregnant.

Bomb an abortion clinic.

Destroy the constitution.

Ban flag burning.

[elshiva]

7. YUP!

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Try to be more illogical; increase hypocrisy; become more stupid

[SofaKingLiberal]

12. OMFG!! More illogical? Is that even possible?

:scared:

[XemaSab]

9. Try to molest every woman around to check if they're "easy"

Shoot an endangered species

Run a liberal off the road at least once

Eat more roadkill!

[Robeson]

10. Putting Bush on Mt. Rushmore.

[qnr]

11. larn wut "resolution" axsualy meenz

[EFerrari]

13. Take the pledge.

[NMMNG]

14. Scrap the Constitution and have Dubya made King

Have the US officially declared a Theocracy. Have all citizens put into "re-education centers" until they learn to become good litle Chrishtuns.

Have gays rounded up and thrown into concentration camps.

Have a 12 foot fence erected along the entire US/Mexico border. Top it with electrified barbed wire.

Ban abortion and birth control. Teach women that their only role in life is to be a good wife and mother.

Officially disband all forms of public assistance. Poor people, the elderly and the disabled do nothing to contribute to society and therefore do not deserve any of our resources.