What to put in a postage-paid envelope to the RNC ????

[aQuArius]

I got something from the RNC and I burned everything EXCEPT the return postage-paid envelope. I have plenty of Kerry/Edwards, Gore/Lieberman, Clinton/Gore bumper stickers. But, what else should I send?? Any ideas???

[EstimatedProphet]

1. A cement block

[aQuArius]

2. Saving those for Cheney's feet

[0007]

20. LOL! Bricks are easier to find.

For the return address use a known freeper in your town.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Toilet tissue

"Pre-owned."

:evilgrin:

[aQuArius]

8. Saving that for Condi

:rofl:

[gollygee]

4. Something thin and very heavy

so they get charged a lot

[aQuArius]

13. I'm all out of depleted uranium

;)

[qnr]

5. Something bankruptcy-related... offers for credit cards or home

mortage loans or something.

[SOteric]

6. The Brazilian joke.

[aQuArius]

10. I'm out of the loop

could you post the Brazillian joke again?

[SOteric]

12. Nooo, no, no, no... you've got a star, do a search for it.

[aQuArius]

14. Ahhh, right...

Thanks :)

[LeftyMom]

7. Spoof tracts?

Big haired bible thumpers like to throw Chick tracts in stuff like that, maybe you could print out something like this? http://bellend.strtok.net/~tyler/cthulhu/

Washers, pocket lint and unwrapped condoms are all fun things to stuff in postage paid envelopes from the RNC, too. (I wouldn't actually send used ones, but they don't need to know that. Just squirt a little conditioner in there and toss it in the envelope.)

Bible pages with the parts about loving the poor circled, maybe?

[LaraMN]

9. Got a Monopoly game? Pull the "Get out of jail free" card and mail it off

I expect plenty of Repubs will be in need of one in 2006!}(

[aQuArius]

11. GREAT idea

:rofl:

[serryjw]

23. Do you have a printer

Make one for each of the convicts Frist, Delay and anyone associated with Abraanoff.Great idea

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Ant tracks?

Rabbit Feever?

White phoosphorous seems popular there days. Just, you know... to light up the room so they'll be able to read whatever message you send. Not as a weapon or anything.









Edit: spelling. ;)

[LSK]

17. you trying to get Agent Mikes attention?

Maybe you should edit that.

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Ahh. Gotcha.

Thanks. :hi:

[LSK]

16. dogshit?

[evlbstrd]

18. I was going to suggest poop.

Good call.

[Hotler]

19. Tape it to a case of soap on a rope. eom.

[lies and propaganda]

22. i like sending articles about things the MSM doesnt cover

i do it in all of my envelopes. Maybe the person will throw it away; it may also change them.

[LSdemocrat]

24. Condoms?

[Jamastiene]

25. If you hadn't burned everything, you could have packed it all in there

and mailed the crap they sent you back to them. My aunt used to do that with crap she got from fundies. Turn right around and mail their own crap back to them.