What does everyone think of Menses?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

I think it sucks, personally.

Sorry...Someone had to copycat it... :evilgrin:

[undeterred]

1. Its a curse.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. Intelligent design indeed.

What's intelligent about pain?

[supernova]

2. It's a visit from my special friend.

:crazy:

A "visit" that usually involves aspirin and a heating pad. :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Some friend...

Who needs pains in the ass?

[MissMillie]

3. Aunt Flo is due to visit

any day now.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. ...

:spray: Aunt Flo...

[Misunderestimator]

4. Ha!

:thumbsup:

And they suck... true.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I am so happy........

that I no longer have to deal with it......

Hysterectomies work for me!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I'm seriously considering it...

but I guess insurance doesn't cover it. Wouldn't want women to not get pregnant, now would we?

[LaurenG]

6. Oo

do we really have say? Great copycat though. :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

7. strange to be thankful for almost bleeding to death...

...but as a result i had a hysterectomy in '98. I'm one of the lucky ones.

And with what I saved on tampons and pads, which I was using for three months at an unbelievable rate, the surgery will pay for itself by 2012! :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Hadn't thought of it that way...

Kinda like when you don't have to buy diapers anymore.

[Dave Reynolds]

10. I remember the Red River valley,

like it was a bad vacation I took last month...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I sometimes call it "Red Tide"

[Dangerously Amused]

14. ...

It turns me into a Gaaaaarrrgile!




Fool don't you GET between me and chocolate!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Awwww

What a cute baby gargoyle! :D

[LaraMN]

15. I'm oddly conflicted...

I hate the hassle, particularly since I'm NOT having any more children, yet I feel there's still something very sacred about my fertility. I wouldn't want to give it up prematurely.

[Spacemom]

18. I agree

It's a pain, but it's also a reminder of what a delightfully designed creature I am. ;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. I guess I wouldn't either.

But fortunately, since I'm 47, that really can't be considered premature.

[AwakeAtLast]

16. It's the curse of SATIN!

Hee, hee, I get to use my own new bastardized word! :woohoo:

If you don't know what I'm talking about, go here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4508937&mesg_id=4508937

It will give you something to chuckle about! :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Positively satinical!

[gollygee]

21. I don't mind the menses, it's the PMS I'd like to do without

bleeding is no big deal. Moodiness, headaches, acne, etc. . . that I'd give up in a second.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Yeah, that's no fun either...

but I'd still rather not bleed.

[Missy Vixen]

23. I'm ambiguous

My husband, however, would like to see an end to the mood swings and the PMS. :scared:

Julie