Things Bono is better at than YOU are

[underpants]

Ending world hunger
Ending extreme poverty
Being lead singer of a rockband
Being lead singer of a Grammy award winning rockband
Being lead singer of a Grammy award winning Irish rockband
Hanging out with The Edge
Looking quite a lot like Sean Penn
Getting face time with world leaders

Please add other things that Bono is better at than you.

[LaraMN]

1. Being an exceedingly hot man...

I love his nose.

[XemaSab]

2. Wearing stupid shades

without getting teased. :cry:

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Making a boatload of money n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Resembling a hipper Robin Williams.

Growing a bitchin' mullet.
Making music that makes me want to beat people with shovels.

[underpants]

5. Why do you hate people who have shovels?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Because they get in the way of my pick axe.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Yeah, that's a pretty odd thing, that a particular kind of music would

make a person want to injure people, but only such a selectively small grouping of "people with shovels".

Wow.

It makes me want to cut off the heads of people with those singing bass novelty items.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Now that is creative.

[underpants]

14. Get in line

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Getting to hang out with Jesse Helms

(I hope that's the guy he's doing the AIDS stuff with; if not Helms, some other otherwise nasty senator from one of the southern states)

[kick-ass-bob]

10. it was Helms.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Thanks! I was wracking my mind in wondering if I had that right.

[swag]

7. Believing in god and other associated imaginary playmates.

[asthmaticeog]

12. Preening, being pompous...

I'd say "being tiresome," but I can match him on that any day, thank you very much.

[DS1]

15. Wearing lifts

Being short
Getting in cat-carriers