Why Jerry Falwell thinks your favorite tv character is gay

[gandalfdf]

Here are some things that jerry falwell has said about certain tv characters

Fonzie from "Happy Days" has a office in the mens room and tells men to sit on it

Batman and robin slide down a pole that strips them of their clothes and puts them in rubber suits

When you get drunk Homer Simpson sounds gay

Tinkiwinki from the teletubies is a boy but carries a purse

And now for the final

Episode 147 of baywatch and nary a erection in sight

Is it just me but does it seem that jerry Falwell has the sickest mind to come with this stuff

[truthisfreedom]

1. he's far more obsessed with gays than anyone else in America. methinks

he doth protest too much. gay, my ass... tv characters are just "happy!"

[Nomad559]

9. I think

Pat Robertson Is more obsessed with gays.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Nomad666/spin.htm

[villager]

2. not sure this is LBN, but I think they call that "projection"

Welcome to DU, by the way!

[Hello_Kitty]

3. He really said all that stuff?

Even about Baywatch and the erections? Wow, what a perv....:puke:

[tuvor]

4. Link? n/t

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Welcome to DU!

You may want to repost this in GD
Your post isn't LBN

Welcome to DU, gandalfdf :hi:

[ragin_acadian]

6. did he say anything about skeletor,

mumra, or shockwave?

[gandalfdf]

7. I don't know

but he3 also said something about will and grace but i cant remember it.

[DUgosh]

8. Big scandal at Liberty University

Gay youth minister. nuf said

[rucky]

10. Don't forget: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... nt

[Goblinmonger]

11. How can he not be gay

he has a rainbow over his head
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[LostinVA]

25. He's not gay, but Squidward DEFINITELY is...

[pitohui]

12. dude

batman & robin are gay, get over it

[Goblinmonger]

13. Yeah

but Fonzie. Come on, the guy was walking in it

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I mean "he has an office in the men's room and tells people to sit on it"? This guy is hoping people are gay. As said above, Falwell should change his name to Hector Projector.

[HawkerHurricane]

17. Lots of gay superheroes, it seems...

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html

[zbdent]

26. With that weiner??

You must be joking . . . The guy who played "Burt Ward/Robin" was TOO BIG!

BTW, a "hetero" who watches Baywatch focusing on the male genitalia has something seriously wrong with his psyche . . .

[unblock]

14. and yet, he's said nothing about kirk and spock

so go figure.

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Aw leave Jeery alone...

His rubber pants are too tight and he really needs an enema.
Pity, please.

[HawkerHurricane]

16. But Jerry Falwell is my favorite TV character...

Well, he's on TV, and you must admit that he is a character...

[sakabatou]

18. Like Falwell will goafter this character...

^^;

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

19. He's the one who accused them of being gay

[NMMNG]

20. Welcome to DU gandalfdf

Jerry Falwell has serious projection issues, there is no denying it. The man is more obsessed with gays and gay sex than a flaming homosexual on aphrodisiacs in the middle of a gay strip club. He could find homosexuality in a corpse he tries so very hard (and no doubt gets so very hard).

That man is one sick puppy.

[khashka]

21. I'm a fag and even I'm not that obsessed with homosexuality

(although I like watching two girls snog - what man doesn't?)

But here's the kicker... Jerry's nephew is a gay porn star. Really, truly.

I have pix.

Khash.

[NMMNG]

22. Same here

There is something unnatural about such an obsession. It might actually be classifiable as an obsessive-compulsive disorder under the DSMIV considering how far he takes it. It would be interesting to get him into a room and see how many of the criteria he actually meets. I would guess he meets at least four, and maybe five of the criteria on this list .

[khashka]

23. I just can't get past the fact

that cute Buffy is in fact a gay man!

Khash.

(Sorry, but at a quarter to three in the morning, I can't be serious.)

[NMMNG]

24. Why be series?

Being kooky is so much more fun .

[MissMillie]

27. He needs to spend more time feeding, clothing and housing the poor

He obviously doesn't spend enough time doing the work of a good Christian if he has time to watch so much television.