Richard "Dick" Dumm is one dumb bastard

[DS1]

http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=4290966&nav=23ii

Suspect gives deputy his license, then leaves crash scene, sheriff says

ASHBURN, Va. Running away from an accident scene after giving your license to police officers makes it pretty easy for them to find you. But that's just what authorities say a Loudoun County man did.
According to the sheriff's office, Richard Dumm was driving on Route Seven in Ashburn on Christmas night when his pickup rear-ended a Mazda stuck in the right lane with a flat tire. Of the four people in the Mazda, two were seriously hurt, while two others were treated and released.

But while firefighters and deputies were helping the injured, authorities say Dumm walked away. Of course, having his license, deputies knew where to find him. He was arrested at his home early yesterday on a charge of felony hit and run.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Man...a felony.

That guy is a dumbass.

[matcom]

2. what do you expect?

he IS south of the Mason Dixon Line :eyes:




















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[Midlodemocrat]

3. Relax. Kick-Ass-Bob isn't here.

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[matcom]

4. he feasting on Possum again?

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Silly. Wednesdays are squirrel nights in North Carolina.

Possum is for Sundays. Good eats after church.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hey! When I git done humpin' mah sister, I'm kickin' yer ass!

[SOteric]

7. Yoiks