Finish the Fake Religious Stuff:

[Ashes]

Thou, for art Tuesday, gathered together a fortnight. and so sayeth

[RandomKoolzip]

1. so sayeth the Steve Gutenberg. And hence

came the loaves, and lo, they were pinched. Thou touch my autographed picture of Chad Everett not! Were it not for the goodness and the thunderous thighs of

[Ashes]

2. thy pinched loaves shall forever and then

fear not for the holograph of thine oneself - Barbara/Hanna. and the archangel, Boo Boo.

Surely, thou shalt dwell in the cave of the bear with the picnic basket, and goodness and good rangers shall follow you all the days of thine life.

[ClintonTyree]

3. Verily I say unto thee.............

taketh the stone of rightiousness and flog those shepards who would not drink from the fountain of Babel. The days may be long during Eastern Standard Time, but whosoever sacrifices a goat at the altar of bullrushes, shall not perish from the house of David, but shall have eternal plagues upon the kingdom of mustard seeds.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Woah Unto us!

Shrub knoweth not his arse from thy hole in thy ground! Behold he standeth at thine door with nukes! KKKarl Wept!