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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 04:05 PM
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Tricia extends Jesus a helping hand.
She was not Mrs. 180 then. It was a younger happier time full of innocence.

She was Tricia then. Her sister was Mary Jo.

They lived in the Low Country of South Carolina near the swamps and gnats and mosquitoes and snakes and alligators and others of God's creatures both great and small.

One day Tricia and Mary Jo attended a holy roller type church with some friends. During the very exciting services Mary Jo was moved to step forward to accept Jesus as her savior. Tricia laid her hand gently on Mary Jo's shoulder.

Outside a few minutes later happy puffing on cigarettes Mary Jo excitedly told Tricia how she felt Jesus touch her shoulder.

Tricia said; "That was me you damned fool. I wanted to go out and get a smoke."

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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 04:45 PM
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1. !!
:rofl:
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 04:54 PM
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2. Oooops!
Sorry RevCheesehead.

After we were married I sometimes went with the sister in laws to the church in the old school house.

I will have to admit it was loud and fun.

Not at all like the Quaker Meetings my Grandparents treated me to.

Hahahaha

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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 05:26 PM
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3. Why are you apologizing?
I thought it was hysterical!
(it sort of reminded me of "Fried Green Tomatoes," for some reason.)
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 05:33 PM
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4. Oh
I am very sensitive about other peoples feelings.

I do not wish to offend.

That is why.

Tricia has some very good stories from her childhood.

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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 05:36 PM
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5. I'll bet she does.
Don't let my title give you any preconceived notions about me. If you ask anyone around here, they'll quickly assure you that I'm probably one of the more offensive posters here. Or at least, the one who gets away with the most shit. ;)
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 06:54 PM
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7. Awww! Rev!!
You are such a good sport! AND...and amazing person at that!!! :hug:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 06:52 PM
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6. Bwahahahaha!
I love it! :yourock:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 08:52 PM
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8. Beautiful work, as always.


Thank you.


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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 09:39 PM
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9. Tricia likes this story
It reminds her of when she and her four sisters were buddies long ago.

Some of my writings do not amuse her though.

Thank you.

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:52 AM
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10. tweaking for humor
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