Okay, okay, my hairline is receding...

[Deja Q]

So how the frig do I now have 1" hairs growing out of my nose and ears?

:puke:

Have to get the bloody tweezers out every month, yuck...

[undeterred]

1. Save them, maybe they can be transplanted

:shrug:

[billyskank]

2. That's what I want to know

What is it that I am going to face later in life, for which I need to be equipped with hairy ears and nostrils? :shrug:

[Deja Q]

3. Hmmm

Losing hair in the wrong place, growing larger hairs in the most disturbing of places, growing a bigger stomach, losing your ability to *ahem* "raise the flagpole", losing the ability to get what you want in order to *ahem* "raise the flagpole", brain slows down, you'll lose your ability to be economically viable... yet we're "pro-life" so it's better that you rot in the gutter...

It's a funny ol' world.

[ForrestGump]

4. Hairy ears: blocks out conversations you've had a thousand times already

Hairy nose: you don't have to bath as much! Cool! You've earned the break.