okay anti-christians!!!!!! check in here! war on xmas update.

[datasuspect]

seeing how we managed to almost bring xmas to its knees this year, i'd like to congratulate you all for your fine work in the war on xmas. kudos. but we have only begun to fight, and this was but one battle. we still have the war. stay the course.

the vernal equinox will be here soon enough and easter will rear its ugly head, so be ready for that.

enjoy your bacchanal on dec. 31st: you've all earned it.

[RevCheesehead]

1. Are you against all Christians, or just the fundies?

My response to your post will depend on your reply. :hi: or :grr:

[datasuspect]

3. i'm just advancing the secular humanist agenda

somebody do something about those evangelicals, they're stinking up the place.

[billyskank]

4. That didn't answer the question

"Anti-christians" and "war on christmas" are rather strong terms. You could at least have lightened it with a joking smiley: ;)

Please remember that some DUers are serious Christians. (Not I, though).

[datasuspect]

6. i declared a moratorium on smilies

i hear ya.

it's a good thing they have those little "x" thingies next to the threads.

[RevCheesehead]

8. Well, see, I'd rather advance diplomatic relations.

Work at coming to a common ground, no matter how small, and all. :shrug:

[datasuspect]

9. i am very tongue in cheek

sometimes i go into unofficial territory and word things "incorrectly."

but i realize that no one has a right to NOT be offended.

many aspects of this culture deeply offend me, and they are simple things that the majority accept as a given: religion; consumerism; alienation.

i had to develop a thick skin though.

[RevCheesehead]

10. Believe me, my skin is as thick as they come.

I've developed it from years of battles waged within congregations.

It's just that I have no desire to see a return to the religion wars that were waged here last spring. Your reply to my post clarified to me that you were targeting a particular group, and I say "go at it. They've earned it."

No harm, no offense taken (or given, I hope). :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

2. I want a war on arbor day

screw the tree's
lol

[zanne]

5. How many baby Jesus's did you steal this year?

I stole five of the little buggers in my neighborhood. I plan on using them as crash test dummies.

[datasuspect]

7. good work

happy hunting!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. Don't forget the annual sacrifice in DC this year!

Celebrate Satan!!

:P :P

[datasuspect]

12. praise hell!

hail satan!

[Zenlitened]

13. And let's not forget the importance of fundraising for this war:

:D

[China_cat]

14. Easter's been cancelled.

They found the body.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. ...

:rofl::rofl:

[Bzzzz]

19. LMAO... n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

16. They assume a lot for the "War on Christmas"

Anytime anything happens, it's because of those evil pagans declaring war on Christmas. I'm tired of it.
Case in point-here's a report about a prank where someone put a swastika slide in place of someone's Merry Christmas slide in their outdoor display as a joke. from Hermitage PA. Notice how halfway down the page they blame this on people that hate Christians.

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_354063748.html

[NMMNG]

18. Poor persecuted Christians

:eyes: Everything that happens in the world is about them. I'm surprised they actually admitted the incident had anything at all to do with racism.

[BlueJazz]

17. I have done my part with Jesus Jokes >>>

Jesus walks into a Hotel, puts 3 nails down on the counter and says:
Can you put me up for the night?


Jesus is up on the cross, looks down at Paul and says:
Whoa..hey, paul..I can see your house from up here!

[TallahasseeGrannie]

20. Will we hit Ash Wednesday first, Sarge?

[datasuspect]

21. 10-roger

and that's lieutenant colonel to you soldier.

and use the callsign next time: romeo victor 2-7 actual