OUUUUUCH! I just caught my ta-tas between my hand and the

[Jamastiene]

computer chair arm. It hoit.

I was leaning over to look through my Ramones cd's to play Carbona Not Glue because my great Gateway computer doesn't seem to be able to find it as a hidden track on Loco Live, long story short, I caught my right one and it hurt. I'm a glutton for attention, so I thought I would share. Laugh, empathize, sympathize, discuss. Most of all, now, back to your regularly scheduled posting. :D

[hfojvt]

1. If someone had lips

they could kiss it and make it better

[Heidi]

You've got lips!

As a former band geek, I can vouch for the the kissability of brass players. :thumbsup: :blush:

[ForrestGump]

10. Oh, please. Pleeeeeease, Ms Heidi...

Can you tell us about the time at band camp? Pleeeeeeeaaassssssse???

[Heidi]

12. I didn't go to band camp.

All of the _really_ fun girls went to church camp. :evilgrin: Ask any Baptist kid growing up where I did. Falls Creek was _the_ place to be in the summer. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

15. Wanna go here now?

Though we can play church, if you want to do that instead. :D

[Heidi]

17. No offense, Forrest, but that smilie looks like

Hannibal Lector. :scared:

[ForrestGump]

20. How right you are,

Clarice Heidi.



Tell me, can you still hear the silence of the moderators?

[Heidi]

23. Does a toaster

come with this smilie?

[ForrestGump]

24. Only YOU can answer that for yourself

:D


On the other hand, a tombstone comes with it, for me, if I use it in the wrong context... :o

[Heidi]

29. Ya know, Forrest . . .

when you don't come around for a while, I sorta, well, you know, miss ya. A little. Once in a while.

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

31. Thank you. Thank you. Sorta like flu season. Or recurring malaria. I know.

:hug:

[Jamastiene]

37. I just adore you Heidi.

:hug:

[Heidi]

38. Right back atcha, gf!

Hey, about your sig-line. Is that the cat I sent good vibes to? :hug:

[Jamastiene]

43. Yes, that's her.

She is on the left. Yogi, the pirate slam dancer, is in the middle. Domino, the Dominatrix, is looking out the bathroom window at the old place where I grew up (and thanks to Bush my aunt lost her home, my childhood home, a couple of years ago) to the right there.

A little history about the picture of Sunday Girl there. I took the picture when she was about 5 years old and accidently exposed part of the roll of film. It was on the same roll as the one where she looked like she was reading a book. Well, the picture on my sig line turned out to look like a fade out with only Sunday Girl showing. The one of her reading the book looked like there was someone standing next to her. There wasn't anyone there when I took that picture. I wish I had that picture with me. I'd scan it. It looks like those pictures where supernatural investigators say it's a ghost. It's eerie. I love my Sunday Girl.

Here is a more recent picture:

[ForrestGump]

6. Call me Mick Jagger then...

Offering my services to the stricken tata...

[Jamastiene]

8. LOL.

Weird Al is cool. :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

13. I take that as a yes, then

:D

[In_The_Wind]

2. MUST ...

treat both ta-tas nicely ...
okay ...

[Jamastiene]

4. I know.

The right ta-ta just fell in at the wrong time. Luckily, I had a backup of Carbona Not Glue, so I'm listening now. All is well now. :D

An aside, I had my cell phone on to try to get a Green Day wallpaper and I turned it off. Never got the wallpaper because it's a pay as you go dealio. Anyhoo, it was still in the process of turning off when I set it below my monitor. Just then my monitor got all screwed up. Hope I didn't mess anything up. :scared:

[In_The_Wind]

7. If you screwed up ...

several DUers will offer to kiss everything and make it all better

They're very helpful like that ...

[Jamastiene]

9. It needs a kiss right now.

FG has offered in the most delightful way. Weird Al is super cool, imo. :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

18. I like Heidi's lips better ...

Than Weird Al ...

psss

FG has some decent lips too ...

[Jamastiene]

22. It really did hurt.

I'd love Heidi's lips too, to be totally honest. :P

[In_The_Wind]

28. I have an allergy to pain ...

It hurts! Dammit!

A little kiss, a little nibble, a tiny gentle bite ...

but no serious pain, please

[Jamastiene]

32. I'm right there with ya.

Talk about coincidence being true to life. "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by the Stooges is still playing as I type this and it was playing when I read your post. How apt? I likes it. :D

[In_The_Wind]

41. I likes it too.

[Robeson]

3. OH NOOOO!!!!.....

...I hate to hear that... :cry: I LOVE ta-tas...:9

[Jamastiene]

5. I do too. Mine mostly. That's why

it bothered me so bad. Oi. It hoit.

[wildhorses]

11. must take care of ta-tas

especially the bodacious ones

[Jamastiene]

16. Mine have had "work done" to make them less

bodacious, so they are super sensitive now, especially since we have had rain today.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. As a charter member of the Royal Bulgarian Medical Corps

and Bordello Support Team, I shall have to fill out an accident report. Please make the injured ta-ta available for an interview at its earliest convenience. Thank you.

[Jamastiene]

19. Yes, I do believe it wants some attetion as soon as possible. n/t

[hfojvt]

33. and here I was thinking that you

were the one with lips.

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. I am

But now I'm acting in purely a professional capacity, in which lips and ta-tas do not meet.







:cry:

[NMMNG]

21. Let me kiss the boo boo

[Jamastiene]

25. Yessssssss. You are more than willing to go for it.

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

30. ..........

[Jamastiene]

34. I likes it. Nice.

Guess what I am listening to right now?

I Wanna Be Your Dog

(J. Osterberg/D. Alexander/R. Asheton/S. Asheton)

So messed up I want you here
And in my room I want you here
And now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
Yeah you know what that is

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Ooh give it to me
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
Yes now I'm ready to close my mind
Now I'm ready to feel your hands
Lose my heart on the burning sand

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog

Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Do it
Yeah that's right

So messed up I want you here
And in my room I want you here
And now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
Yeah you know what that is

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Well come on
I'll be your dog

[NMMNG]

39. I'm not familiar with that one

The lyrics are intriguing though.

[Jamastiene]

42. I do love Iggy Pop.

I don't have the interesting smilies. I have a lot going on at once on the computer tonight. Now, I'm listening to Youth Brigade. This would make a great song for 2008.

"Fight To Unite"
Youth Brigade

there was a time not long ago
when we'd get shit, everywhere we'd go
but times have changed and so have we
we're creeping up on society
stop complaining don't you know
we've still got a long way to go

you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite


you get discouraged, about wasting time
on a bunch of kids with simple minds
but kids can grow and minds get smart
don't be negative it's a start
no one's forced you, you can leave
it's not impossible if you belive

you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite

we've got to learn from their mistakes
not just fill up this vacated place

you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite

now's the time not long ago
it's time to prove this ain't no show
fight a little and claw our way
think we'll make a better day
use your minds that's what they're for
don't waste time trying to even the score

you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite
you gotta fight, fight, fight to unite

[Jamastiene]

44. .

[ForrestGump]

26. I didn't think you were interested in...

Oh. Hers. Okay.


I'll give you a race...

[Jamastiene]

35. Guess what I am listening to right now?

I Wanna Be Your Dog

(J. Osterberg/D. Alexander/R. Asheton/S. Asheton)

So messed up I want you here
And in my room I want you here
And now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
Yeah you know what that is

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Ooh give it to me
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
Yes now I'm ready to close my mind
Now I'm ready to feel your hands
Lose my heart on the burning sand

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog

Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Do it
Yeah that's right

So messed up I want you here
And in my room I want you here
And now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
Yeah you know what that is

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Well come on
I'll be your dog

<snip>

I love my taste in music. :P

[ForrestGump]

40. Woof. Woof.

:D

[ForrestGump]

27. I didn't think you were interested in...

Oh. Hers. Okay.


I'll give you a race...