LIPS! I got LIPS!

[Oeditpus Rex]

But they're new, and I gotta break 'em in slowly.

[wildhorses]

1. be very gentle

and I think you will be okay

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. 'Gentle'

*makes note*

Thanks for the tip. :hi:

[wildhorses]

5. and while your making notes...

you might want to try a slightly darker shade...just to add glamour for a more night time festive look...:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Hey, thanks!

This is good stuff!

It ain't the kinda thing guys learn when they're teenagers, y'know?

What shade would you suggest? And what about mascara and blush and stuff?

[wildhorses]

12. well, first off what outfit are you wearing?

and where are you going? what season is it? what kind of event is it? Is there anyone in paticular that you are trying to impress, and if so...well what do they go for? What skin tone do you have? Once I get the basics down then we can go from there,,,

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Well, let's see...

I'll probably wear a '50s gas station attendant's uniform (white) and clown shoes, unless it's after 6 p.m., in which case I'd go with the green-and-pink Adidas leisure suit and Cat In The Hat hat.

It's basketball season and it's Mah Jongg Night at the St. Vincent de Paul Thrift Store. I'm trying to impress Margaret Truman, and I think she goes for short druids with french-braided ear hair.

And my skin tone is chrome.

[wildhorses]

22. ok then...first off you must get the druids done

then for chrome skin tone...I am thinking magenta lips, with a pale pink blush. On the eyes you should probably go with greene eyeshadow on the lids and a soft copper to follow the brow. The pink and green leisure suit is okay but I would rethink that hat....sorry but I am not liking the red and white stripes...so it's gotta go bye bye. What color are the clown shoes? and does Margaret prefer mah jongg or basketball? Are you planning to go dutch?

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Cripes, do women hafta think about all this

before they go out??

So much easier to be a guy. We just douse our shorts and socks with Aqua Velva and we're good to go.

:eyes:

[wildhorses]

28. well, sure we do,

maybe some more than others...but there is a definite thought process

[Heidi]

3. I, for one, think it's perfectly OK for men to wear lipstick.

You'll get no judgment from me, OR. :hug: :*

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I once considered permanent eyeliner

I don't like my eyes. They're just sorta... there. :eyes:



'Course, that was when I was younger and much more egotistical.*









*Hard to believe, I know.

[ForrestGump]

7. Hmmm......

He's got a real purty mouth on him, don't he?



You gone do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good.





I'm sensing a theme here... :scared:

[In_The_Wind]

8. Hmmm

Can I help ...

very slowly ...

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. A victim!

Uh...



:blush:



I meant "volunteer," of course.

[In_The_Wind]

13. giggle ...

[hfojvt]

9. I just got mine too, sorta

and now the season's over.

I play trumpet for the Salvation Army, but when we started a month ago, my lips were only good for about fifteen minutes. Yesterday though, I almost ran out of songs before I ran out of lip.

I do not put anything on them except petroleum jelly.

[Heidi]

17. Were you ever in marching band? (nt)

[hfojvt]

20. even in college, for one year

my dad remembered it as being fun. Times have changed, apparently, but he went to a Rose Bowl too.

[Heidi]

24. I loved marching band.

It was the one activity where us "geeky" kids could fit in. :thumbsup: I wasn't a good enough musician for college band, though. :(

[SeattleGirl]

11. Don't hurt me, okay?

:* :* :*

[In_The_Wind]

14. okay

[SeattleGirl]

15. Thank you joani baby!

BTW, she's got legs.....she know how to use them!

[In_The_Wind]

16. Yes ...

I do ...




but who told you ...

[SeattleGirl]

19. So do I!!

She got legs!
She knows how to use them
She got legs!

[In_The_Wind]

21. Cool ...

lets find someone to put a leglock on ...

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Oy!

Who do those belong to??

:wow:

I wish to mfgrpll sugyqflar pasdinp with her.

[In_The_Wind]

29. ~

Those are mine ...

I'm not quiet sure I understand mfgrpll sugyqflar pasdinp :blush: but if I understand the intent ~ I think that might be a good thing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Mmmmm!

Legs! :woohoo:

[NMMNG]

27. Oh dear, this could get dangerous