need help identifying a Christmas song

[Emops]

I was listening to the radio in the car today and heard an awesome and kind of funny hard rock Christmas song. I have no idea who does it, the website of the station I heard it on isn't listing it, and searching the lyrics has turned up nothing.

Here are some of the lyrics to the chorus (what I remember hearing, anyway):

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Under the Christmas tree / that's where your present will be / unwrap me and take me out / wind me up and wear me out
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Thanks in advance. I hope someone has the title / artist.