Instead of prime rib, I accidentally roasted a human boy child for supper.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Am I bad?

I made a marnier sauce, so it seems this should be okay, especially given the accidental nature of it all.

But I thought I'd ask the wise persons on DU to help with this ethical dilemma.

[Celeborn Skywalker]

1. Well, since he's already cooked

it would be unethical not to eat him.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Was the boy also prime or choice?

[Bucky]

9. It's a child, not a choice

And tomorrow it can be leftovers

[GOPisEvil]

14. .

Well done.

Or

Medium rare?

Stop us.

Now.

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. I was wondering why

the house was quiet all of a sudden.

[baldguy]

4. Do you serve red or white wine with human flesh?

I know many gourmands suggest red, especially chianti - but I've found that can be overpowering for some less flavorful cuts. A good dry riesling is much more complimentary.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. How were the fava beans???

And the nice kee-an-ti?

[CarpeDiebold]

6. *slurrrrrrrrrrp*

nt

[peekaloo]

7. Cube him and have Tater Tots or maybe Baby back Ribs!

[XemaSab]

8. Long pig

is a traditional Christmas meal in the south seas. It's usually missionaries and not children, but you gotta get what you can.






















:hide:

[FuzzySlippers]

10. As long as the kid was succulent,

I don't see what you would have to feel bad about.:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. The prime rib probably had better table manners anyway

[BrotherBuzz]

12. Marnier sauce lends itself well to kid

I'm still pondering the wine selection. I'm torn between a Pinot Noir and a Sauvignon Blanc - are we talking dark or white meat?

[LeftyMom]

13. We've secretly switched this man's human boy child for HuFu, the human

meat alternative (TM.) Let's see if he notices...

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. LOL!

"Gee, Rabrrrrrr never has seconds at home..."

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Kids

The Other White Meat.™

[wildhorses]

17. does that mean I can have the prime rib?

don't want anything to go to waste....

[6000eliot]

18. Jon Swift says,

"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout."

Eat to your heart's content in the knowledge that you are doing your part to end world hunger!

[SofaKingLiberal]

19. Don't sweat it, an accident is an accident. Enjoy your meal.