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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:22 AM
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Pope Benedict XVI delivers his first Christmas message to the world.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone at DU!
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lvx35 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 02:41 AM
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1. hehehe. Good one! :) nt
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neweurope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:08 AM
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2. ...
:spank:

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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 04:18 AM
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3. Even though it's Christmas
You still need a
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:55 AM
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5. Anytime!
;) Merry Christmas!
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pretzel4gore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 06:55 AM
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4. the bushevik pope....
comfort the comfortable, old man....
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:00 AM
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6. Hahaha!
Happy holidays!
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:10 AM
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7. I just spewed my Snapple all over my keyboard.
That's one funny fucking joke.

How come I've never heard it before? It seems like such a classic, this couldn't be the first time someone posted this joke. Wow!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:18 AM
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8. Me to Pope
Ram it up your ass, you miserable fuck
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:35 AM
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9. If you used the word "dope" instead, it would have rhymed.
:7
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