leftofthedial is a bad, bad person with a funny ass

[Tsiyu]

Ha! x(

[Madrone]

1. HEYYYYYYYYY!!

:hug:

Nice to see you! Been thinking about you lots - miss you, woman!




ps - oops! sorry 'bout the threadjack! ;)

[Tsiyu]

3. You frickin Bitch!!!!!!!!

I have three cards to send you ( yeah, right, madrone sighs) I SWEAR I am going to the post office Tuesday to mail them.

I love you you goofball!

Merry Everything and how's that Montana going? (The man, not the stuff legend are made of.)

:hug:

[Madrone]

8. Montana -

Wellllll--

I don't frikken know. He wants nothing in life MORE than to marry me and have my babies. Meh. WHY, I don't know. I see that as a disaster waiting to happen.

I also hate to say it, but he failed miserably in the gifting department. I appreciate the sentiment GREATLY - I really do. But add to an already nagging doubt a bunch of shirts that look like they're more my mother's style and .... well ... I gotta wonder. Does this guy know me at ALL?

Basically, I feel like I'm going in circles.

Work's been hell lately too - long story.

How's YOU?

[Tsiyu]

13. Man oh man

He fell head over heels like the rest of them do! You temptress you!

I say, if you can put up with his smells and his snores and you want babies some day, Go for it. but I'm not you.

And don't measure his interest by the lame gift thing. Some folks are just knuckleheads about presents, that's all.

Listen to me! Like your Italian Granny waitin' for babies!!!!!!!Ha!!!!

Check your PM, you Vixen ;)

[Madrone]

16. haha.

;)

Smells and snores aren't the problem - thankfully. Or -maybe I'd be better off if those WERE the only problem? Oy vey.

I got half a charge my my cell phone - if you're up for awhile and want to get offline let me know - I'll give ya a ringy-dingy!

[Tsiyu]

17. I'd love to chat.

I'll go offline now,


Night DU Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!!!!!

[leftofthedial]

2. for one thing, it smiles sideways

[Tsiyu]

5. But, butt,

What if you're laying down?

Can it speak Spanish?

Does it believe in Santa Claus?

[leftofthedial]

10. it believes in Santa Claus for sure

B U T T

it speaks several languages fluently--I mean at least buttspeak anyway.

laying down? My mirrors are in the wrong place to tell what it does.

[leftofthedial]

4. and it will be here all week

try the veal

[Tsiyu]

6. Okay I didn't get that

and before you go thinking I'm really d..d...dense, you must understand that there are very few movies or music videos I have actually seen.

[leftofthedial]

9. it's the cliche line comics use when they get applause

"Thanks. I'll be here all week." I figure if my ass is funny, what the hell.

The "veal" line is from comics in the Catskills who made points with the boss by plugging the most expensive item on the menu.

I'm a ham.

Unless you're Jewish, of course!

You know, my first professional recording experiences (about a million years ago) were at Norman Petty's studio, where Buddy Holly recorded. Talk about buddyhollysghost. Every time I see your name, it makes me happy. Then I read what you have to say and I'm happy twice. Merry Christmas!

[Tsiyu]

11. Awwwww you are the sweet one!

I hope Santa is specially good to you this year! :hug:

And thanks for 'splainin' the comic reference. See, if I wasn't so out of it, I might have answered that.

I happened to pass by the TV earlier tonight while Final Jeopardy was on and answered correctly, "Who is Anton Checkov?" but your reference went sailing over my head like an F-15!!!!!!!!

Loveya :loveya:

[leftofthedial]

12. Merry Christmas!

To you and your ass!

:-)

:hug:

[Tsiyu]

14. My ass is charmed!

And says Merry Christmas to YOUR fine, funny ass :hi:

[elshiva]

7. Buddy Holly sang that?

:shrug:

[Tsiyu]

15. Who?

;)



Merry Christmas Elshiva!!!!!!!!