We are in meltdown here...

[khashka]

Ok. These are the rules:

1) If KW posts anything else about unattractive men, she has to date me. It's not my fault I was born ugly.

2) One more brazillian joke and someone dies. Painfully.

3) Heidi, is Wesley available on a time share arrangement?

4) There will be no more discussions about circumsion - knives and penises do not make a good mix.


merry christmas,
Khash.

[billyskank]

1. Understood!

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. yes dearest

anything you say...

[Deja Q]

3. .

1. Make that a threesome. I'm born ugly too.
2. Ouch.
3. You kinky guy, you!
4. Just ask John Bobbit!

:D

[BuelahWitch]

5. I've seen your pic

You're NOT ugly! :pals:

[LSK]

4. 15 minutes

Thats the time till the rules will be broken.

[khashka]

8. I am a harsh task master.

The rules will apply! Or I'm gonna say something mean and then go sit in the corner and sulk. It won't be pretty.


Khash.

[Lochloosa]

6. I promise to be good....

:evilgrin:






















Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[khashka]

9. Now play nice!

It's your wife's birthday! "My Dismembered Husband" is not on most ladies gift list.

So be nice... if not for you or me then for her.


Khash.

[TK421]

7. I couldn't agree with you more! I'm sick of the circumcision threads,too

:scared:

[swimboy]

10. I hear and obey

just the way you like it!

Merry Christmas, khash! :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Good morning to you, my dear Khash!

I respect your rules, and I promise to abide by them....ALL of them!

And, BTW, you are not ugly.....neither inside or outside.....OK?

You have a beautiful and ancient soul, and I am honored to be in touch with it......


:loveya: :hug:

[khashka]

12. Peggy is my nemesis

Every time I get mean she shows up and makes me be nice! Every time I try to be a dictatorial little bastard, she's nice to me!

How are you my dear on this beautiful Christmas eve morning? Well and happy, I hope.

(And if we are going to get all mushy - I am blessed to have met you too)


Khash.

[lizziegrace]

13. Awww Khash

You old softie!

[khashka]

17. I admit it

but don't tell anyone, OK?


Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Ah my dear Khash....thank you!

I am well, thanks......

I am going to PM you shortly re the rest.....

It is a beautiful day here as well......


I am so happy to be a blessing in your life, as you most certainly have been in mine!

:loveya: :hug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. Can I say something about unattractive men?

[khashka]

16. LOL!

No my dear, your last little rant about unattractive men won you no points. I thought it was funny and understood what you were saying. But really! Try to have a little compassion for us!

New DU forum! Khash, Lionesspriyanka, KitchenWitch and HypnoToad discuss unattractive men. It's a winner!


Khash.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. i just dont see why men can be superficial about me

and i cant about them....


doesnt seem fair

[khashka]

21. I could explain it to you

and get locked down.

See, we have these magnificent penis things which mean we can do whatever we want. But you don't, so you have to be nice.

Khash (about to be beaten into a bloody pulp by his feminist sisters)

[LeftyMom]

24. Don't take him up on it ladies

He secretly likes the idea.

[khashka]

27. Oh yeah, spoil all my fun why don't ya?

Don't listen to her. She's just a meanie.

Khash.
(Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks)

[LeftyMom]

30. I live to serve

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

36. Great quote my dear

I forgive you for destroying my sex life. Any girl who quotes RAH is my kinda gal.

Khash.

[Heidi]

18. 3)

Sub-paragraph a): Call Me Wesley is available on a consulting, rather than time-share, basis only, as time-share owners are known to abuse the property and leave the accessories in disarray. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

22. While khashka is borrowing CMW

can I have you? :bounce:

[Heidi]

23. ! ! ! ! !

I'm afraid you might just be using me to get closer to my new boots, billy. :blush: (But if you're really sweet to me, I'll tell you what I wore them with on Thursday, when I went shopping with my mother-in-law and my two mega-cool goddaughters. :evilgrin: )

[billyskank]

31. Those are awesome boots

And be really nice to Heidi is always on my list of Things To Do. :loveya:

[khashka]

26. Wait. Stop.

I get CMW and you get Heidi? This is not a fair deal!

How about we leave their marriage alone and I get you :evilgrin:

Khash.

[billyskank]

29. See, you didn't think this through in the first place, did you?

I guess the original deal is off. :)

[khashka]

32. Ok I'm all befuddled now

So does this mean you're gonna take your trousers off?


Khash.

[billyskank]

34. Why, I take my trousers off every day

Sometimes more than once. :)

[Evergreen Emerald]

20. If I said it once I've said it

...a brazillian times: there are no ugly men, simply too little alcohol.

[Heidi]

25. The fine "spirits"

of kindness, intelligence and humor also make every man beautiful, in my opinion. :thumbsup:

[uppityperson]

28. What brazillion joke?

[no name no slogan]

33. From the January 2006 issue of The Progressive

page 11, "No Comment":

Geography Lesson
"Wow! Brazil is big," said President Bush during a visit with Brazillian President Luiz Iná Lula da Silva, after da Silva showed Bush a map of his country.

[Tari]

35. Did you hear the one about the ugly brazillian that liked to juggle knives

naked?

:think:









He lost his head.

[Evergreen Emerald]

38. hahahaha

very funny

[xmas74]

37. No ban on Trent, right?