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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 01:49 AM Original message |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 01:57 AM Response to Original message |
1. I froze. Who had I locked in the bathroom? |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 01:59 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I then realized that I was on NPR... as Guy Noir. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 02:00 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. I slipped the gat into the drawer and walked over to the closet. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 02:04 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. She was the kind of dame |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 02:08 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Of course, she was just as I liked my women... |
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Parrcrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 10:41 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. I had to get her in the office. I had to say something about her legs. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 11:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. She replied, "How did you know my legs were made of wood." |
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spindrifter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 11:28 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. I responded, |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 12:23 AM Response to Reply #15 |
19. She looked at me sensing that I was a carpenter |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 01:58 AM Response to Original message |
2. It was quiet out there. Too quiet. |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 02:20 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. I give the six legged lady a smoke -- and a light -- |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 02:22 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I knew I'd seen her before someplace but I couldn't remember where. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 05:12 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. The elevator door opened and suddenly, it all started coming back to me. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 10:33 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. This was not my hotel, and I left the keys in the car |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 11:17 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. And I wasn't wearing any pants. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-24-05 11:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. This was actuallly a very usual say for me |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
16. I was determined to make sense of the situation, so I rushed back to the |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 12:13 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. But all I could find was some brell-cream and a desire to flatulate. |
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JackDragna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 12:18 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. It was then that I was surprised by.. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 12:24 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. "*gasp* What are you doing here," I yelled. |
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spacelady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 12:51 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. "and what have you done with the lady who was here?" I yelled, |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 01:19 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. "I ate 'em," the doctor said. |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
23. Suddenly, a shot rang out! |
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Ouabache (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 02:45 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. and the mirror behind me shattered into a thousand shiny pieces of |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 03:01 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. And I was just about to shave, too... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 05:03 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. (Closeup on hairy neck.) |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-25-05 08:56 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. PULL BACK TO REVEAL three Brazilian soldiers, brandishing pickles |
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