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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:48 AM
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WHO is Thomas Kinkade???????
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:49 AM
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1. Once more buster
and I am putting your ass on ignore!

Since we are not facing each other in FF, I no longer have any use for you!

:evilgrin:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:56 AM
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2. you started it!
Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 10:59 AM by LSK
Not that you did, but why not! :P

Actually, who 1st told that joke?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:00 AM
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5. I don't know
but if I ever find out! :nuke:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:00 AM
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3. Doesn't he do the artwork for Glade candles?
A perfect pairing of stinky-sweet smells and supersappysaccharine "art".
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:38 PM
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10. No, a machine in China does that.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:23 PM
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14. They should put little music boxes in them
that play the greatest hits of Bread.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:00 AM
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4. Here, you can have one too.
Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 11:00 AM by Call Me Wesley
The beauty of both worlds combined:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:01 AM
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6. I like those Brazillians!
Hate the painting in the background however.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:02 AM
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7. It's *THIS* guy!


Take that!
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:32 PM
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8. You know the really scary thing?
It occurred to me the other day that people pay good money for those pictures and hang them up in their houses. Of course, you should see my house. My sisters got all the tidy genes. I got all the "interesting decor" genes.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:27 PM
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15. I have "interesting decor" genes too...
but mine came with a peculiarly dominant "helplessly cluttered" gene.
;-)
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:34 PM
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9. This guy:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=132696
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:42 PM
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11. Ugh.
One day at work we were discussing art and someone said (in a way that was supposed to reveal her sophistication), "I like Thomas Kincade." The room went silent and no one wanted to make eye contact with anyone else lest we burst out laughing. Maybe we should have -- the poor thing still thinks Kincade is an artist.

:puke:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:52 PM
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12. LSK
Do you have any familiarity with the word "hell"? Because there is a special place there for you...

A brazillion years of torment might be good for you......

As for Mr. Kinkade. Ick, yuck, ugghhh. There's a place for him too. Where's Mapplethorpe when we need him?


Khash.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:56 PM
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13. hell? is that near brazil?
:popcorn:
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