Screw Christmas.........

[aquaman]

Jesus, these presents for kids. I need a screwdriver and have to put all this shit together. God, help me.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Lighting a candle for the Goddess of Mechanical Ability!

Good luck on that!

[aquaman]

4. Hey seattleGirl

Hope you are well.

[SeattleGirl]

5. I am indeed.

Finally finished wrapping presents, which is good 'cause I'm leaving for the holiday whirl tomorrow morning!

[Heidi]

2. Get used to it, my friend.

You've got a baby coming. Toy assembling is your future. :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Heidi love!

Ain't that the truth!

How are you, gf? :loveya:

[Heidi]

11. Hiya, Miz Spank-o-Licious!

Ooooooo, I'm sooooooo much better today. I've been worried for two weeks because we bought The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger quite a pricey cat bed for Christmas, and for two weeks, he showed absolutely NO interest in it, other than to walk up to it and then run away from it with a big tail. :cry:

Call Me Wesley finally figured out that something about the _smell_ of the new cat bed was frightening Ginger, then put 2 and 2 together: Ginger was afraid of the bed because it smelled like the veterinary clinic where we bought it. So CMW let my sister-in-law's poodle roll around it, and placed Ginger's favorite pillow in it. Last night, Ginger finally crawled into his new bed and fell fast asleep. I was soooooooooo happy. :thumbsup: :)

End of boring story about cat parenting. :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

21. I completely understand cat-parenting!

I have three: Miss Kitty the Queen of the Universe (the oldest. 16 years), Baby Cat, and Katie Cat (spawn of Baby Cat), plus Chloe the Dog, who rules the house. Believe me, I undersand!

And here's a Christmas present for you: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Smoochies to you gf! :* You and Call Me Wesley have a great Christmas!

[Heidi]

23. Thanks, gf!

I been spanked! :bounce:

Love to you, Mr. SG, Miss Kitty, Baby Cat, Katie Cat and Chloe! :hug: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Thanks gf!

Love to you, CMW, and your four-legged children! :loveya:

[aquaman]

9. Hey there my friend.....

My post to you will be the first that I don't have to edit... This toy assembling stuff has my brain fried.

[Heidi]

12. You're going to be a wonderful father, aquaman.

I think all parents must get a little discouraged by the stress of putting stuff together. :hug:

[aquaman]

13. Actually, I am putting together a crib right now.....

Glad I have my masters degree....what the hell, this stuff is complicated.

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. Oh shit, it's Christmas?

I better start shopping.

[NMMNG]

6. I'm having flashbacks of a Mad TV skit

This guy was trying to assemble one of those springy rocking horses. It was baaaad. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Buffy baby!

How are you? I'm in present-wrapping-decompression-mode! I'm so glad I'm finally done! :loveya:

[NMMNG]

19. I'm in nacho-craving mode

I'm about to head out on rounds, at which time I will swing by the 7-11 for some nachos with cheese and jalapenos.

[SeattleGirl]

22. You need some REAL nachos!

Tons of cheese, meat, salsa, and anything else you want! Happy Christmas, Buffy Baby! :loveya:

[NMMNG]

25. One day I'll have nachos with the works, sans meat (as I'm vegetarian)

But in the middle of the night I have to take what I can get. :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

26. Nachos w/o the meat are good too!

Yeah, not much available in the middle of the night!

[NMMNG]

27. If I make them myself I can always use the Morningstar Farms crumbles

They are pretty close to hamburger, and when they are spiced up and mixed with the other stuff it's almost impossible to tell the difference.

[CanuckAmok]

7. Fear:

Don't despair,
just because it's Christmas.
Children, they're
all so gay at Christmas.

All the children on the street
hope they get something good to eat.

But for me it's not so great.

Fuck Christmas!

[merh]

14. ,,,

[Heidi]

15. Is that photo somehow related

to the autoerotic asphyxiation thread? :shrug:

[aquaman]

16. Ha......

LOL, I was wondering myself.

[merh]

18. pssst -

that's gallagher's audience, prepared for the shit that flies. Sorta thought it necessary for the possible implosion. It could get messy.

:freak: :scared:

[Heidi]

20. Gotcha.

:thumbsup:

[SofaKingLiberal]

17. LOL and WTF?