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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 04:01 PM
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The Virgin Mary must be an attention whore -- now she's showing up
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 04:02 PM by CatWoman
in litter boxes:

Overview:


On Sunday evening (Dec 18), I discovered a miracle - the Virgin Mary in my own apartment. Specifically, an incarnation of the Virgin Mary in the form of a kitty-litter clump, in my cats' litter box.

If you look closely at the clump, you can see not only the Virgin Mary, but you can make out the hunches of her shoulders, the fingers on the hands, her feet, and even the tip of her nose. She is kneeling in prayer, facing left, with her head tilted down towards her hands. The longer you look, the more details become obvious. This came out of my cat. This is a miracle.

If you don't know what cat litter is, it's what you give you cats to bury their business in. It dries everything up and clumps and forms a solid mass. Then you scoop the clump out and throw it away, but in this case, I'm glad I looked before I scooped.





http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6237595989

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CarpeDiebold Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 04:02 PM
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1. that girl
in the pic is relatively cute!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 04:03 PM
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2. down boy!!!
stay focused on the big VM!!

:D
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 04:05 PM
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3. Sell it on eBay
Some guy made $600 selling a Funyum on eBay that looked like the Virgin Mary.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 04:06 PM
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4. That IS an Ebay listing
check the link
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 04:15 PM
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5. Somehow, I dont expect that to make over $10!
:evilgrin:
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 05:01 PM
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6. Somehow when you have to describe
the... um... object so thoroughly, I don't think it qualifies as a miracle.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 05:27 PM
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7. i'd f*ck her
the chick, not the Virgin Mary (she looks like shit)
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 05:29 PM
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8. HAHAHAHAHAHA
That has GOT to be a joke!!

LOL
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 05:37 PM
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9. Nominated!
Okay, this my favorite Christmas thread. :evilgrin:
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:47 PM
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10. Clump?
What clump...
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:56 PM
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11. kicked, nominated and bookmarked
woo hoo
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