Why is my 10 year old stealing my cologne?

[kick-ass-bob]

:7

My wife has been wondering why the smell of my cologne lingers so long in the morning when I leave around 7 - and she smells it at 8:30.

Yesterday, she semi-catches my 10 year old in the bathroom - "Did you put on your dad's cologne?"
10yo: "No"
DW: "Are you sure?"
10yo: "yeah"

She sniffs his neck, and lo and behold, he DID put some on.

Why? I have no idea. But, at least he doesn't go crazy with it and only puts a tiny amount on, unlike most of the free world, who seem to bathe in the stuff.

:rofl:

[seemunkee]

1. Is his teacher good lookiing?

Maybe he has a crush and wants to act sophisticated. Or he just wants to be kick-ass-kid like his dad.

[RevCheesehead]

2. Why?

Because there are 10 year old girls, that's why. ;)

[CornField]

3. Yup.

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

4. .

*smacks head*

[architect359]

5. They grow up so fast n/t :-D

[LynneSin]

6. Someone has a girlfriend - have you told him about safe sex yet

I mean,it's never to early in life for "the talk"

[kick-ass-bob]

8. shut the hell up.

:P

:hi:

[LynneSin]

10. Or you could just put a toll booth in front of your cologne

that'll keep him away from it!

[kick-ass-bob]

13. *****REMINDER******

You are the one with all the tolls between our two states!

Plus, we are getting Powerball by summertime.

[LynneSin]

15. And some tollbooths too

:D

[radwriter0555]

7. He is in LOVE.. Be gentle please... he has a heart too. Maybe get him his

own lil bottle for xmas, eh?

Be NICE about it and take it somewhat seriously.

ENJOY!

[datasuspect]

9. he's a little stud

[xchrom]

11. why not?

seems normal to me.

[Call Me Wesley]

12. self-delete.

[kick-ass-bob]

19. why did you hide this from me?

*foot tapping*

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Blame Heidi.

She posted accidentally under my username.

In the interest of honesty, what she posted was "Perhaps your son enjoys the scent of Old Spice? :shrug: "

[kick-ass-bob]

23. y'all need your own computers.

**CHRISTMAS HINT**

:7

[Call Me Wesley]

26. New laptop comes in January. ;)

But my nice workstation is hard to resist, big screen and wireless keyboard any anything ... :eyes:

[kmla]

14. So, kick-ass-bob-jr. uses Hai Karate too?

I bet the 10 year old girls dig it...

:7

[kick-ass-bob]

20. That ain't it.

But I'm sure they do dig what he's wearing.

[Patiod]

24. Please, Kick Ass Bob is an Old Spice guy

He likes the classics..

[kick-ass-bob]

25. No. No Old Spice.

You can't get this stuff on the shelves.

[DS1]

28. Right, you have to scrap it off the floor

:hide:

[kick-ass-bob]

30. ode de ABC Gum.

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Listen. It could be worse.

It could be your daughter. My 15yo steals the 13yo's AXE all the time. The house reeks so bad, you can taste it on your tongue.


:rofl:

[kick-ass-bob]

21. Ugh. At least mine knows how to wear it.

:eyes:

[DS1]

17. Last week I was enjoying some rare space around me at my favorite

chinese joint, when some guy sits next to me stinking to all hell of cologne. I was oppresive. Then a woman sat on my other side stinking of regular scented Secret (that shit makes me gag), and the mix of the two stinks made the place smell like burning hair.

[kick-ass-bob]

18. One time on my bus ride to work,

a woman sat in front of me - and I could barely breathe because of the amount of perfume she was wearing. So what did she do?

Pop out the stuff and spray a little more. :grr: :nuke: :puke:

[bleedingheart]

27. hahahaha

I have asthma and am very sensitive to smells. So when I was returning from a business trip I had to take a shuttle to the airport and in the shuttle was this guy who had take a whorebath in what ever the hell cologne he was wearing....and I had to hold back from throwing up in his lap...it reeked so bad that I bought pepto bismol at the airport....and I had to use my inhaler twice...

[Taverner]

29. When I was 10 I went cologne crazy

Went to a classical concert, tried Old Spice aftershave and was hooked pretty much until I turned 12.

[Pacifist Patriot]

31. I don't know but I sure wish my 9 year old would use some on his feet.

Ew! Who knew feet could stink that badly!

[CarpeDiebold]

32. This past weekend

I was visiting some family and I didn't want them to smell the smoke on me. So I made a choice of dousing myself in Axe so they couldn't smell the smoke. They were either gonna think I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to put on cologne or an idiot who smokes....

So for all you complaining about people putting on too much cologne/axe, think about my situation. lol.

[kick-ass-bob]

33. stale smoke/axe.

:puke:

FYI: they know.

And they think you are an idiot smoker who tries to cover it up with Axe.

:7

[CarpeDiebold]

35. lol

fuck, i guess they should at least give me credit for TRYING to cover it up.

[Tari]

34. Maybe he wants to be a chick-magnet like his dad. Or, maybe

he likes the smell & it makes him think of you. He wears your scent & it's like you're there with him all day.

[terrya]

36. It's plainly obvious...he wants to be kick-ass...

like his dad. :-)