Respond to this: Hey, get a life

[Ashes]

So? (could be sarcastic, could be lighthearted humor, could be truthful............hhhmmmm........how to respond?

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Well, since you're not using yours, can I have it???

:evilgrin:

[Ashes]

2. you know what happens when one makes assumptions

never assume something like that - it could jump up and bite you.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. Since I don't have time to get one...

you wouldn't mind if I just took yours, would you?

[Ashes]

4. Don't people know the meaning of "borrow" anymore?

take take take and keep keep keep.

my life is not for giving-away or sale. You can check it out, though.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. But what's the charge if it's not returned on time?

[Ashes]

6. Not sure if it would be a fine or

a finders fee. I'll check the lost and found.

[HawkerHurricane]

7. "My life is in a shop, getting repaired....

This is just...
The Loaner!" (dramatic music)

[rjbcar27]

8. I have one. I have a spare too. You want it?

[Darranar]

9. Sir....

I am of the opinion that your view of a life is a lack of intellectuality and an immersion in stupidity and worthless causes and beliefs. My own life is my own, my asthetic, intellectual journey into everything, and your life belongs to you as well. It shall not be dictated by others.

[Ashes]

11. ding dong - anybody home?

say what?

[ForrestGump]

10. *thwak* *crunch* *biff* *pow*

Gotcha life right here, buddy.

[trof]

12. I had one, once.

I abused it.
It now has a restraining order out on me and a peace bond.
Now I'm totally confused.
I don't remember any straining, at all.
So how can there be "re-straining"?
Anyway...I miss it.
;-)