Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy

[underpants]

10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20051213.shtml

[swimboy]

1. Yeah? What do I win?

;)

[tjwmason]

2. Me.

You just need to cross the Atlantic to claim your prize. :D

[swimboy]

5. Wow.

Does this include the Paris week-end option?

[tjwmason]

6. I jolly well hope so.

:bounce:

[underpants]

4. This

You get a cookie

[Kellanved]

3. where's the obligatory "Village People" joke?

:shrug:

[freestyle]

7. Replaced by the obligatory Disco joke. See number 9.

I somehow don't think Letterman ever listened to the Weather Girls.

[underpants]

8. "It's Raining Men" written by..... do you want to guess?

This was written and produced by Paul Shaffer and Paul Jabara. Shaffer is David Letterman's bandleader; Jabara wrote "Last Dance" and "No More Tears" for Donna Summer.

http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=2299&

[gmoney]

9. Paul Shaffer wrote a gay anthem?

Hard to believe!! LOL

Anyone remember his sitcom "A Year at the Top" with Greg Evigan from BJ and the Bear? They played musicians who sold their soul to the devil for a year at the top of the music biz, playing their horrid, awful music to tormented souls here on earth.

Dave's kind enough to never mention it... if it were me, I'd rub Paul's nose in that shit every chance I got.