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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:19 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!! Get a load of this!
eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.

We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here.

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:rofl: No wonder I'm pathetic.

It also thinks these:

# When a new activity is considered, you may require support or encouragement to participate or perform in the new activity.

Sure

# You tend to think before you act. As a result, the things you do will be purposeful and deliberate.

Noooooooooooo

# You may not jump in immediately for a new idea or activity. You may need time to consider all aspects of the idea before supporting it with time and talent.

Yes

# You prefer to wait until you're sure of your ground before acting. This might mean after several visits to a new place, or after a few meetings with a new person, you will feel more open to risk or share trust.

YES

# You may appear to others as hesitant rather than decisive, although you become decisive once all the facts are gathered and evaluated. You will not make a decision unless certain that analysis is complete.

Yes

# Your response indicates a strong need to be precise. This projects into the social environment by the need to have a place for everything and everything in its place.

YES

# You will generally not act impulsively. As a result, others around you may perceive a slowness of thought or action. This results not from slow thinking, but from complete analysis of the situation before acting.

Yes, but I can be very impulsive on other things.

# You function best in an environment relatively free of conflict or hostility. When tension mounts, you may become silent; and if tension continues, you may withdraw or avoid the situation altogether.

YUP

# You prefer not to seek quick personal relationships, but rather build relationships slowly. Once your relationships are formed, they tend to be lasting.

Or both...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:21 AM
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1. Weird
Could it have to do with the fact that you are gay? I have heard that eHarmony is run by a wingnut.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:24 AM
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3. I am seeking... change.
I probably am gay, but there's nothing in that realm anymore... the issue is far, far more complex, however...

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:22 AM
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2. I'm getting you a free Hannidate account
You'll find the love of your life through Sean Hannity, I just know it!

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 08:25 AM
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4. They say 'opposites attract'...
:D
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