Caption this Bush Whooper

[LynneSin]

I look at this picture and I see the proverbial fisherman talking about the fish that was "THIS BIG" that got away. Looks like Bush is trying to tell us the same thing with this picture!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Jeff Gannon's dick is THIS BIG, I'm SERIES!!!!111

[LynneSin]

3. It was HUGH!!!111!!!!!!!11!1

Series!

[MissMillie]

2. "We were this close to catching Osama...."

:shrug:

[Deep13]

4. "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...."

[GOPisEvil]

5. What I'm trying to do is stuff this much crap into a ziplock bag.

[texas1928]

6. "Mr. President, How wide is your momma's ass?"

[In_The_Wind]

7. Please believe me! I didn't drink the whole thing.

[Ron Mexico]

8. "I was THIS CLOSE to tying my tie all by myself." (n/t)

[ForrestGump]

9. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my Mammy!

You ain't heard nothin' yet...

[peekaloo]

10. The wider the hands the bigger the lie.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

11. "Broke my rod, jumped clean over the boat. Left me out there with nothing

but a paddle."

[LynneSin]

12. Seriously, that rash really isn't anything contagious

Seriously!!

[Bassic]

13. I'm tellin ya Karl, gettin'

reamed up the ass is the best!


(Did I just get this thread locked?)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. that must be from the photo op

I found this original

[Dying Eagle]

15. "Hehe, I just snorted a line of Blow....THIS LONG!!!!"