So I go into the bathroom to, well you know....

[WCGreen]

I lift up the seat cover and I look down and the freaking seat, we have one of those padded ones, is turning purple....

I swear to god it wasn't purple when I check in a couple of hours ago...

So I wonder....

Is anyone missing a big fucking dinosaur....

I mean, purple.....

What is freakin' up with that....

[AwakeAtLast]

1. Was matcom at your house?

:D

:hi:

[WCGreen]

2. Fuck.... That's it.....

Matcom....

Damn you....

[Cobalt Violet]

3. Umm... Is it a mood toilet seat?

:hurts:

[WCGreen]

4. Well if it's purple....

Wouldn't that mean a royal flush......

:rofl:


I crack myself up sometimes....

[Shine]

5. Have fun with your royal, purple padded throne.

whatever turns you on....

:hi:

[WCGreen]

10. But it was white last time I looked...

[RevCheesehead]

6. Has your toilet seat voted in the Iraqi elections?

Or did you have beets for dinner? ;)

[grateful581]

7. Maybe

the toilet seat joined Bill Bennett to show solidarity for the Iraqi people.

[WCGreen]

9. No beets....

But it may have taken off to bagdad when I was out showing off my zit last night....

[RevCheesehead]

11. I've been meaning to ask....

Did you win a prize for that? A major award?

[WCGreen]

16. Just the adulation of my friends....

They were jealous because I was young enough to still get zits...

[RevCheesehead]

24. See?

All is good. :hug:

[WCGreen]

26. I was the second youngest person there....

That was unusual....

[RevCheesehead]

15. LOL.

That's why I keep mine bolted to the toilet. :D

[Taverner]

8. This will solve your problem

Just get a perscription

http://www.panexa.com/

[WCGreen]

19. I'm callin the doc tomorrow....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. ROFLMAO!

Purple? Royal, I think!

It is just acknowledging what we have all known, all along!

:rofl:

Got your PM, thanks..

[WCGreen]

21. A royal pain in the Arse....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. Not hardly!

You are noble, silly......


:hug:

[Ivan Sputnik]

13. Maybe it's a sign

that democracy is in the toilet?

[WCGreen]

18. Well.....

Maybe, but I still think Barney was up to something...

[Dangerously Amused]

14. "I swear to god it wasn't purple when I check in a couple of hours ago..."

Just curious here, but you know... I mean, how often do you check the underside of the toilet seat to see if it changed colors? Is this "every couple of hours" routine a 24/7 thing with you? If so, I may have a lead on your problem...

[WCGreen]

17. It was the actual seat that turned purple....

And I always look before I plant my tush any where....

[LisaL]

20. Have you tried to wash it? Use a little bleach, for

goodness sake.

[WCGreen]

22. I used a clorox wipe...

No good....

The thing has changed colors...

[LisaL]

23. Finally, proof that aliens had landed on Earth!

[WCGreen]

25. Well, they landed...

But there was no splash...