I just got the best Christmas card, ever.

[flvegan]

So this lovely girl (a DUer, btw), with whom I'm quite smitten, tells me that her little man (4) wants to send me a card. How cute!

Yeah, that's what I thought too.

I get it today. I smile as I open it, expecting the innocence of youth behind the Winnie the Pooh image on the front. But then, opening the card, what do I find (and I swear that this is true) but a printout of this...

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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I deserve it, I admit it. That little man got the big laugh outta me.

Y'all wait...you think I'm bad, you wait for this little fella to become a DUer...

Anyway, thanks for the great card and the big laugh, l'il M...

[LeftyMom]

1. .

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Hey! You! Where you been, man?

[flvegan]

3. Whaddya mean?

I've been here, but sort of on an absentee basis.

Why? What do you, um...want/need?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Oh my dear flvegan!

I was warned about this thread of yours.....

This is about the ONLY way I'd willingly read that DAMN joke again!

Sounds like a very cute and smart little guy.......

You will have your hands full, I think.......


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