Stupid joke of the day :-)

[merwin]

A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No that felt like snow to me, dear," she replied.

"No I?m sure it was just rain," he said. They were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man said. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether its officially raining or snowing."

As the man approached the husband said: "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course" he replied and walked on. But the woman insisted.

"I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

[MrScorpio]

1. You should be tarred and feathered for that puppy

DUCK!!

[hfojvt]

3. is it worse than

the beer that made Mel Famey walk us?

[hfojvt]

2. who is merwin?

Is that Random's son, or is there another famous merwin?

[merwin]

5. Well, there is WS Merwin, a poet... but this one has nothing to do with

that.

[sakabatou]

4. This one is also pretty stupid

Keep in mind that both of the first privates know how to read lips.

This takes place in Poland around the late 1800s in the Polish army. A sargeant goes up to three provates who weren't listening to him during drills. The sargeant goes up to the first one and asks, "Why weren't you lisenting to me?"
The private replies, "I'm deaf, sir"
The sarge goes up to the second private and asks the same question. The private takes off his helmet to reveal that he has no ears. The sarge goes up to the third private and asks, "Why weren't YOU listening to me?"
The private replies, "What?"