Now, watch this thread stink

[ForrestGump]

[In_The_Wind]

1. Yep! It stinks alright.

[ForrestGump]

3. Please excuse the odor

We're taking out the trash (I hope)...

[In_The_Wind]

14. I have a rather sensitive nose ...

I'm an aromatherapist.

I hope someone is taking out the trash cause it ain't me babe.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. It's nice,

since I only have to 'watch' it.

BTW, I have no nose.

[ForrestGump]

4. I pitied the man who had no nose until I met

the man with a really big nose who had chronically horrendous BO.

:o

[Call Me Wesley]

5. I just made 2 litres of eggnog.

Does that answer your?

:tsoat:

[ForrestGump]

6. I'm not interested in your tales of sexual prowess

Not unless you've got video.

[Call Me Wesley]

7. I'm great

at phonal intercourse!

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Bring some cheese

while you're at it.

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

29. I can't ...

I'm on the phone with this one:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Way to mix up the movies, Eichmann

[Call Me Wesley]

31. What movies?

Gloucester's troops approach!

:toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. My dog's got no nose

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Oh?

How does he breathe?

:toast: I made 2 litres of eggnog, you know?

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Grr!

:spank:



Ahem...



MY... DOG'S... GOT... NO... NOSE!

[Call Me Wesley]

13. You don't have a dog!

But I have 2 litres of eggnog!

:toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Way to totally screw up the bit, Hitler

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Ah,

you're no fun anymore!

:rofl:

Want some eggnog? :toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. As if there's any left

And if you pinch my line again, I'll throw you under a camel. :grr:

[Call Me Wesley]

18. Yeah, if you can spot one!

Still some eggnog left! :taost:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Oh, *now* he follows the script!

:spank:

[Call Me Wesley]

20. What script?

I made this up, mein Dickie old chum.

Alba ..., ermm, Eggnog!

:stoat:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Sounds like you put too much lark's vomit in it

Ninepence.

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Dear Sir,

you will find your answer here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4457413&mesg_id=4457767

:tsaot:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. You should drink eggnog more often

That was masterful. :toast:

[Call Me Wesley]

26. Heh!

Funny thing is, I didn't have one sip yet since I made it.Well, I did taste it, but that's all so far.

Yes, I do not need alcoholic beverages to be masterful. I just crave them. ;)

:toast:

[RevCheesehead]

9. I think we may have narrowed down your problem with the ladies.

Let's begin here:







There. Much better now. :)

[ForrestGump]

11. Missed a spot...

:P

"Run, you f***ing chauvinist pig! Run!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Who's the babe moppin' the floor?

Hotttttttttttttt! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

27. That is one of my several personalities.

Her name is either Hazel or Ethel, I think...
She hasn't checked in, lately, and the floor's a mess.
:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Can she come over in that outfit

and call me "Mr. B"?

:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

32. Why, sure!

:loveya: :loveya: